A week ago I was still sucking on cigarettes. Then on Tuesday, it looked as if Mom was going to come home from the hospital after 15 days stuck in that building. Doctors and respiratory therapists said things to my mother like, "If you go home and start smoking again, you're going to wind up ...
Tag Archive: cigarettes
Aug
24
Call Me Patch
Day 16 of Mom's hospital stay. She was said to be going home today. And since (drum roll, please) she agreed to quit smoking, I cleaned out her room last night. No more ashtrays or smokes, they've all been thrown away. And I Febreezed the shit out of everything. That's 50 years of being a ...
May
19
Where is the Cheese?
So the big concert on Saturday (OK Go) was a wash, thanks to a dead car battery the day of the concert. Thankfully, it didn't happen in Orlando. Had I got out of the show at 11'ish Saturday night, and my car wouldn't start, I would have been fucked royally. Instead, it ...
Aug
24
Three Minutes Over KimBerday
So I'm about to depart for Louisville, Kentucky in 5 hours for KarlTuckyLoo. And I shall miss Kim immensely, and her dogs, and GeekyTaiTai, and I already miss Bubblewench. It's been a weekend of debauchery, minus the sex part. Lots of drinking, cigarettes, smorking, eating, barking, lounging, home movies starring ...
Jul
29
Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!
I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.