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Tag Archive: Christian

Dec

25

Even If

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Religion.

I wish amazing things for you today. For real. Even if you're in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a ...

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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Jul

29

Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Humor.

I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...

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Jul

27

White Elephants and Apologetics

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Bloggity Blog, Depression, Humor, Local Goings On, Rants, Relationships, Sex, Travel, Weblogs.

I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...

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Jan

15

My Doctor is Not Tawny Kitaen

by Secondhand Karl in 2HRadio, 2HT Mentions, Bloggity Blog, Humor, Local Goings On, Religion, Sex, TequilaCon.

Tonight is another episode of SecondHand Radio and my guest is the beautiful cop, Shash from Diary of a Crazed Mommy. Shash is a ton of fun to hang with...I'm hoping to do it again ...

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