Two days left. Two days for me to get my fill of Twitter and Facebook and blogs. Two days to wonder how good the cell signal is there. Two days to wonder if I'll be able to blog. I'm definitely bringing my journal ...
Tag Archive: cell
Mar
28
And the Winner Is…
Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Mar
09
Mom Talking Like She’s on Jersey Shore and the Return of 2HRadio
I've gained 7 pounds. Not sure why. I have been exercising. Isn't that the point of moving, to LOSE weight? Or at least not gain any? Sigh. Waiting. I hate it. Yesterday, I waited with Mom at the doctor's. Almost an hour. With weak Edge, at ...
Jan
13
Are Those the Panties Your Mother Left Out For You?
By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
Dec
31
2000 Zero Zero, Party Over, Oops, Out of Time
I had a great freaking holiday weekend. I really needed it. So much stress, so much bad juju floating around my neck of the blogosphere. Many loved ones in pain right now, myself included. So I really needed the laughs, and I got them. ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.