I've gained 7 pounds. Not sure why. I have been exercising. Isn't that the point of moving, to LOSE weight? Or at least not gain any? Sigh. Waiting. I hate it. Yesterday, I waited with Mom at the doctor's. Almost an hour. With weak Edge, at ...
Tag Archive: cell phone
Jan
13
Are Those the Panties Your Mother Left Out For You?
By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
Aug
12
The Matrix Therapist Strikes Again
I'm overextended. I know that now. This isn't a rare thing for me, I often take on way too much shit. And post-BlogHer it's only worse. I KNOW I'm overextended when I start forgetting guest posts I've promised to do. First, I forgot Bluepaintred while I was still in Chicago for BlogHer. Ugh. And ...
Jun
01
14 Great Apps That Will Never Leave My iPhone
It's no secret that I'm heavily addicted to my iPhone. Come this month or next month - whenever Apple brings out the next generation iPhone with 32GB of storage - I'll likely be getting it. I have a lot of apps and I'm addicted to trying out new ones, too. Thought I'd share some of my ...
Oct
19
And Danced By the Light of the Moon
I suspected, but didn't realize the full extent to which I'm addicted to television. I'm finding out now because my brand new HD DVR in the living room is fried. Now I have to wait 3 full business days before getting a ...
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