I recently got tagged for a meme on Facebook, so I'm posting it here, since I don't have much to say right now. I do have a new post over at Insert Eyeroll, which I'd appreciate Stumbles and Diggs on, but y'know, whatever. That, and I bought a bunch of button-down shirts ...
Tag Archive: cargo shorts
Jul
21
Elastic
I'm a t-shirt and cargo shorts kinda guy. Have been for quite a while. No, I'm never going to be fashionable. I'm all about the comfort and utilitarian thing. I recently had to go clothes shopping, though, which I detest. There's no way I'm going to be able to button my shorts with one hand
May
19
And Then You’re in the Man from Mars
I'm in a quandary. This Saturday is Judgment Day, otherwise known as the Rapture. I'm not sure if I should dress up to impress Jesus or what. Really, I think Jesus was a sandal-wearing Dude, so how can I go wrong with ...
Jan
16
The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post
I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
Jul
06
BlogHer Hard
With BlogHer '09 coming up in a few weeks, I've stepped up my plans to film a low-budget porno in my hotel room. You don't get a potential adult film star pool of 1,000 women every day of the week. I hope I can count on each and every single one of you ladies to help ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.