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Jul

30

Only a Number

To all my new readers, welcome to the Summer of Love here at SecondHand Tryptophan. Every year I have TWO MONTHS of rocking guest bloggers, four days a week through the end of August. Today is another favorite blogger of mine, Bubblewench. Enjoy. -Karl I specifically asked for this day to be Karl's Summer ...

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Jul

29

Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Humor.

56 Comments

I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...

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May

22

Dear Panera Bread Bastards

by Secondhand Karl in Rants, Tech.

64 Comments

Dear Panera Bread Bastards: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the guy who left your bakery/cafe (1760 US 27 N, Sebring, Florida) yesterday afternoon around 12:45pm. I'm the guy who will NOT be back to your eatery. I'm the guy who's posting this shit all over the Internet. Well, all over my blog, anyway.

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