Dear Panera Bread Bastards: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the guy who left your bakery/cafe (1760 US 27 N, Sebring, Florida) yesterday afternoon around 12:45pm. I'm the guy who will NOT be back to your eatery. I'm the guy who's posting this shit all over the Internet. Well, all over my blog, anyway.
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.