I know, you're all excited about the Casey Anthony trial and the probable announcement by Congressman Weiner that he's gonna step down, but I have my own shit going on. Shit that doesn't involve me sexting or Tweeting photos of my penis. In one ...
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Jun
04
In or Out?
I've been through a metric shitton of therapy, both individual and group, to varying degrees of success. Spent two years in an intensive outpatient program (IOP), in fact. Grief recovery and suicide prevention was the main focus. Most everyone in that ...
Mar
28
And the Winner Is…
Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Mar
02
Hollow Him Out, Take Everything.
Yesterday, in a move hardly characteristic of myself, I went to the YMCA to, ugh, exercise. Water aerobics. First off, I'm not happy in a bathing suit. Yes, I hate sports, know nothing about cars, and I have body issues. So ...
Feb
08
Swimming with Babies
So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.