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Apr

30

Pepe LePew, Banjo Music, Corn Nuggets, and Anhedonia

by Secondhand Karl in 2HRadio, Depression, Film, Inside My Head, Local Goings On, Relationships, SillyBring.

Enjoyed last night's episode of 2HRadio with Cissa, where we talked about all sorts of things, including last weekend's SillyBring. She and Shannon both wrote about the weekend on their blogs. We had six of us for Sillybring: CheekySweetie, Shannon, Cissa, Whostolemyzen, NoelleD, and ...

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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

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Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Jul

29

Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Humor.

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I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...

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Jul

27

White Elephants and Apologetics

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Bloggity Blog, Depression, Humor, Local Goings On, Rants, Relationships, Sex, Travel, Weblogs.

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I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...

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Jul

08

Twenty Things I Would Love to Say, But Have Not

by Secondhand Karl in Local Goings On, Memes, Rants, Travel.

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Thanks to the lovely Angela Gunn for her guest post yesterday. I had a lovely meal while reading it. Two, actually. Tomorrow, yet another exciting guest blogger, so stay tuned. Last night was insanely social for me for some reason. From 10pm thru till about 3 this morning, it was one phone call after ...

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Pepe LePew, Banjo Music, Corn Nuggets, and Anhedonia

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!

White Elephants and Apologetics

Twenty Things I Would Love to Say, But Have Not

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