So the results are in. I have a torn rotator cuff, and the pamphlet they gave me - called Rotator Cuff Injuries - reminds me of Highlights magazine. Just look at that poor fellow above...he's obviously hurting while trying to paint his ...
Tag Archive: birthday dares
Aug
30
Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
A week ago I was still sucking on cigarettes. Then on Tuesday, it looked as if Mom was going to come home from the hospital after 15 days stuck in that building. Doctors and respiratory therapists said things to my mother like, "If you go home and start smoking again, you're going to wind up ...
Jan
15
Pop Rocks Saved My Life
In case you were wondering, that's the view from my kitchen floor, just in front of the stove. It's the view I happened to enjoy the night before last. Thanks to me taking my ...
Sep
23
Birthday Dare 3: Shhh!
Right, so we're back after a brief one-week hiatus due to an injury. I doubt I'll get Dare 4 posted tomorrow, since I still have to film the remainder of it. The finale is already filmed, but needs to be put together. As for the prizes, I'll announce them all after the 5th dare is posted. Who ...
Sep
19
Mostly Harmless. The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Plus One.
Thanks to all of you for the birthday greetings yesterday. Overwhelming, really, and I appreciate every comment, every Tweet, every email, every Facebook note. Couldn't possibly respond to each one individually, but just know that you all rock. Had a great birthday, very low-key but highly enjoyable. Spent a while test-driving a mix CD ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.