Having watched a lot of B- and C-grade schlocky horror movies, there's one theme that I find myself cringing at time and time again. It's where someone is administered a dose of curare (or some other paralyzing agent), which renders them unable to move, yet totally aware and conscious of ...
Tag Archive: bedroom
Mar
15
Peace, Happiness, Two Virgins, and Seventy Sluts?
Had a scare yesterday where I didn't completely read a letter I got from the VA. Thought they were cutting me out of the VA system, but actually, they were denying my emergency room claim from January. Y'know, where I did the faceplant on my kitchen floor? Paying $170 for the damn E.R. visit is much ...
Jan
16
The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post
I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Oct
14
A Wonderful Experiment
Thought I'd try something different. A Wonderful Experiment from Karl Erikson on Vimeo. For those that have trouble with Vimeo, you can download the source video here. Or watch on Viddler. Still processing as I publish this.
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.