Tag Archive: assholes

I Own No Purple Apparel

Today is Spirit Day, as proclaimed by GLAAD, where people wear purple to raise awareness of gay bullying. No, not gay bullies...people that bully gays. Big difference. I don't have any purple t-shirts in my monstrous collection, believe it or not, but pretend I'm wearing purple.

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Swimming with Babies

So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...

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I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Moratoriums

Some of you know that I sometimes fight the urge to simply vanish from the Earth. I find it's one of those things that cycles with my depression. When too much shit comes flying my way, I deal but it gets overwhelming and sucks the fucking life out of me. Then, the next time a ...

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