So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
Tag Archive: asshole
Dec
31
2000 Zero Zero, Party Over, Oops, Out of Time
I had a great freaking holiday weekend. I really needed it. So much stress, so much bad juju floating around my neck of the blogosphere. Many loved ones in pain right now, myself included. So I really needed the laughs, and I got them. ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Aug
13
They Said WHAT??!?
Before I begin my guest blog for Karl's Summah of LOVE (because really, it just BEGS to be said that way, like Chef from South Park is saying it), let me make it clear EXACTLY how much I'm sacrificing for Karl and his blog. Right now I should be filling my newly revamped ...
Jul
25
Poor Planning Equals Poor Guest Posts
Hi there! First off a big thank you to Karl for not making me beg too much for the honor of guest posting asking me to guest post for The Summer of Love Spectacular. Second off, the answer to the question you're all asking yourselves right this second. Who ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.