Tag Archive: asshats

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Moratoriums

Some of you know that I sometimes fight the urge to simply vanish from the Earth. I find it's one of those things that cycles with my depression. When too much shit comes flying my way, I deal but it gets overwhelming and sucks the fucking life out of me. Then, the next time a ...

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Birthday Dare 3: Locks

Wow, three posts in a row. This is a recent record. You'l never believe what I'm doing today. Go ahead, guess. Really. Guess. I'm going to a Barack Obama rally. Yes, instead of cruising back to Sebring where I'm all comfy in my little cave, I'm driving up to Jacksonville in the morning with Britt and Adam ...

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