I wish amazing things for you today. For real. Even if you're in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a ...
Tag Archive: ass
Dec
24
The Original Three Dawg Night
Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take. Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes! Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of "an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth" didn't you get? Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn't think ...
Dec
17
Who Has a Question for @Palinode ? He’s On My Show Tonight, 10 PM EST
Recognize this dude? No? Well, that's because that's his Witness Protection Disguise.
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Nov
12
@TheBloggess Probably Hates Me, Anyway
Seems there's an awful lot of passive-aggressive shit going through the air of late. It's almost worse than the H1N1 virus. I'm thinking maybe I need to get myself a surgical mask to protect myself from all those headgames-playing germs. I'm tired. All the time, lately, it seems. Not sleepy tired (though there's always that, too), ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.