Watched half of the last "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" before bed last night. Funny, funny shit. Conan is funnier than I've ever seen him. I can relate. I often find that I'm near the ...
Tag Archive: ass
Jan
13
Are Those the Panties Your Mother Left Out For You?
By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
Jan
08
Birds on a Wire
So the Year of Resolutions thing is going so-so, I have to admit. I haven't been 100% on my meds and blood sugar testing. Closer to 70%'ish. Just being honest. I shall ...
Jan
04
Blind Adoration Makes Me So Horny! Bring Me a @bubblewench!
It's time for SecondHand Radio to return from the holidays, and tonight is the very first show of 2010. I don't think you'll be disappointed because my guest is none other than the Queen of ...
Jan
01
There’s No Use Arguing With Me. Do You See My Resolve Face?
I'm not a New Year's Resolution kind of guy. They've rarely worked for me. I guess I understand the strong resonance some feel by resolving to turn a new page the same moment we're changing over to a new Sexy Geek Chicks ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.