So...the surgery. Mom and I drove to St. Petersburg on Monday afternooon - Labor Day - to stay in a hotel overnight. I was supposed to report in for surgery at 8am.
I was a nervous wreck, having never had surgery before. Well, I did ...
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Holy hell, that's a lot of pre-op appointments! I got this list yesterday and it includes fasting labs (gonna have to bring a snack), EKG, x-rays, and some other pre-op stuff I'm not sure about. I'll be at the hospital most of the ...
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I tweeted this a while ago after seeing Gene Simmons do an interview indoors wearing shades. Apparently, it ruffled some feathers. Several people DM'd me, saying that they wear shades inside and it's not a douchebaggy thing to do.
Naturally, I wasn't referring to ...
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Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges.
The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
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So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both.
Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
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