So here I am in Pennsylvania. It wasn't easy getting here, either. Those of you following me on Twitter got to hear all about it, but I drove 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, after sleeping only a few hours, and found out my flight to Philadelphia was canceled. Thank ...
Tag Archive: America
Jan
20
Magical Barack
Oh, Magical Barack, Please use your supernatural powers to flash-forward 24 hours past all this inaugural bullshit. Listen, I voted for you. That's saying a lot. You're the very first time I voted Democrat. Now I implore you, get your ass sworn in so we can finally be ...
Oct
21
I Have No Candidate
Over two years we've been dealing with this fucking mess called the Presidential campaign trail. Two YEARS. Absolutely ridiculous. I hit the saturation point a long time ago, as many of us have. They call it political fatigue, though fatigue isn't strong enough a word to describe it. It's more like critical mass. My head ...
Aug
11
Olympics Spirit
I've been watching the Olympics the last few days and enjoy them more and more each time I watch. Weird, because as a kid and even a young adult I found them terribly boring. In fact, so much so that I cursed network television for preempting my favorite shows...even if they were reruns. I just finished ...
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