Tag Archive: Alaska

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Da Plane! Da Plane!

For those that are too young to remember that quote, "Da Plane! Da Plane!" is from the original Fantasy Island TV show. And that particular line was from the midget known as Tattoo, Khan's right-hand man. Or Mr. Roarke, whatever. I bring up ...

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I Have No Candidate

Over two years we've been dealing with this fucking mess called the Presidential campaign trail. Two YEARS. Absolutely ridiculous. I hit the saturation point a long time ago, as many of us have. They call it political fatigue, though fatigue isn't strong enough a word to describe it. It's more like critical mass. My head ...

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SecondHand Radio: My Daughter, Alyson, and the Alive Campaign

I am thrilled as hell about today's SecondHand Radio show and it hasn't happened yet. I guess I should first say "Happy Father's Day" to dads everywhere. And that includes me. And my dad, of course. On today's radio ...

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