Well, I had the MRI and - contrary to my own beliefs - it went fine and wasn't that big of a deal. They had me fill out a form, listing all sorts of things like whether I had any metal fragments in ...
Jun
20
Let Gays Get Divorced Like Everyone Else
So New York is looking closer and closer toward making gay marriage legal. That'd make New York the 6th and biggest state to say "I do" to gay "I do's." It's about time. Course, I live in Florida, which is heavily conservative (and ...
Jun
16
MRIs and Tiny Wings
I know, you're all excited about the Casey Anthony trial and the probable announcement by Congressman Weiner that he's gonna step down, but I have my own shit going on. Shit that doesn't involve me sexting or Tweeting photos of my penis. In one ...
Jun
14
The Future Is Not That Bright
I tweeted this a while ago after seeing Gene Simmons do an interview indoors wearing shades. Apparently, it ruffled some feathers. Several people DM'd me, saying that they wear shades inside and it's not a douchebaggy thing to do. Naturally, I wasn't referring to ...
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