Category Archives: Uptake

It’s Gonna Keep on Happening Until You Power Down That Bucket of Neuroses, Inebriation-Style

Tuesday night, Mom and I had our first TNT night out since her accident. The TNT's, for those that don't know, are otherwise known as the Dynamite Divas. In my head, I call them the Tuesday Night Supper Club, but it's basically the Meatsuite mentality...just a couple decades down the line. Every Tuesday, the TNT's gather ...

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Swimming with Babies

So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...

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I’ve Got the Brains, You’ve Got the Looks…

February 1. Shit, why did I agree to do TWELVE resolutions this year? What the fuck was I thinking? Gonna make this short and sweet. Don't expect that on a regular basis. I've got a lot in the air right now. February: Financial

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