First of all, I want to thank all the scummy feedscraping sites. IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON ANY OTHER SITE BUT SECONDHANDKARL.COM you are reading STOLEN CONTENT. This shit pisses me off, but I know I'm showing up on a lot of other sites out there. They do NOT have my permission to use ...
Category Archives: Column
Apr
09
I’m Not Going to Say I Got Dooced, But I Did
I hate mentioning her by name because, while I acknowledge she is a good writer and an accomplished photographer, I just can't be bothered reading Dooce's journal. (Why? Because of her no-comments policy, see yesterday's long-ass ...
Apr
07
The Column That Will Not Appear in Today’s Paper
This is NOT my weekly column from the local newspaper. I know you've come to expect my columns here on Mondays, but this isn't one. Instead, I give you the column that I submitted to go in the paper. I'm sure you sleuths will see why they're running a rerun of mine in its place. I’d ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.