So a while back, I mentioned that I have a new writing gig. Well, it's officially launched and you can now find me over at "Insert Eyeroll," a satire site. So far, I've written a story about Weird Al Yankovic running for President, and Octomom being announced as the next ...
Category Archives: Work
Jul
21
Elastic
I'm a t-shirt and cargo shorts kinda guy. Have been for quite a while. No, I'm never going to be fashionable. I'm all about the comfort and utilitarian thing. I recently had to go clothes shopping, though, which I detest. There's no way I'm going to be able to button my shorts with one hand
Oct
12
Weight
What does depression feel like? That's what ads for antidepressants ask us, as they parade about cartoons of sad rocks rolling lazily along a sparse black and white landscape. Right now, it feels like this enormous weight sitting on my chest, one that refuses to go away. I look fine on the outside (even on Twitter), ...
May
19
Where is the Cheese?
So the big concert on Saturday (OK Go) was a wash, thanks to a dead car battery the day of the concert. Thankfully, it didn't happen in Orlando. Had I got out of the show at 11'ish Saturday night, and my car wouldn't start, I would have been fucked royally. Instead, it ...
Mar
27
If This is the New Look for Spring, You Can Count Me Out
This week has been a total write-off as far as exercise is concerned. I've been sick for a week now, and even though I'm pretty sure it's just a cold, it's been kicking my ass. Major snot factory, coughing, wheezing, ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.