For those that are too young to remember that quote, "Da Plane! Da Plane!" is from the original Fantasy Island TV show. And that particular line was from the midget known as Tattoo, Khan's right-hand man. Or Mr. Roarke, whatever. I bring up ...
Category Archives: TequilaCon
May
03
TequilaCon 09: Saturday – Giant Vaginas, Martyrs, Mysterious Stairways, and Dragons!
Saturday NOTE: lots of the photos in this post are clickable so you can see bigger versions. If you hover over the photo and it shows a Flickr address in your status bar, you should be able to click it. So I woke up at around 7am, thanks to the brighter-than-hell New Mexico sun blaring in through ...
May
01
TequilaCon 09: Friday – We Don’t Need No Steenking Sleep!
I fully intended to write blog posts on the road, but we all know about intentions and roads, so... If you're looking for stories about me getting hammered and peeing on the hotel rug, along with a little semi-private masturbation, sorry to disappoint. I was a (relatively) good boy this year. Plus, I didn't have a ...
Apr
21
Mountain Air, Drunken Revelry, Babes, and Radio
Well, I'm gearing up for nearly a week away from home. At the buttcrack of dawn Friday, I leave my house, drive 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, and then catch a 6:45am flight to Albuquerque, NM, with a brief layover in Dallas/Ft. Worth (my old stomping grounds). Renting a car once I hit NM, then ...
Jan
15
My Doctor is Not Tawny Kitaen
Tonight is another episode of SecondHand Radio and my guest is the beautiful cop, Shash from Diary of a Crazed Mommy. Shash is a ton of fun to hang with...I'm hoping to do it again ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.