I'm not joking. The punk is directly responsible for me losing my car keys at his big rally Saturday. And also responsible for me not getting Dare #5 done yet. In short, I went to see Barack Obama at a rally in Jacksonville, Florida the other day. Mostly because Britt kidnapped me. But I ...
Category Archives: Rants
Aug
25
They Say It’s About the Balance
I mean, that's what I hear. Balance. Moderation. All that shit, right? I have to say that I always struggle to find that fucking balance...in nearly every aspect of my life. I am thrilled beyond words at this new job of mine. I can't even begin to tell you what a boost that is to my self ...
Aug
11
Olympics Spirit
I've been watching the Olympics the last few days and enjoy them more and more each time I watch. Weird, because as a kid and even a young adult I found them terribly boring. In fact, so much so that I cursed network television for preempting my favorite shows...even if they were reruns. I just finished ...
Aug
06
Karl and Hilly Do Another Video Post
I'm beat. I didn't even have the energy to really edit this video post, but here it is. I have to get up in 6 hours to head to the airport, since Karlifornia is officially coming to a close. I should land in Orlando at 7:25pm Eastern. I predict much sleeping on the plane.
Jul
30
I, Asshole
First off, there was a big earthquake yesterday morning around 11:42am here in southern California. Everyone and everything are just fine. It was a pretty strong one, though, and I found it interesting that it occurred within minutes of my friend, Deana, and I getting together for the first time in many years. So, right, there's ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.