I've gained 7 pounds. Not sure why. I have been exercising. Isn't that the point of moving, to LOSE weight? Or at least not gain any? Sigh. Waiting. I hate it. Yesterday, I waited with Mom at the doctor's. Almost an hour. With weak Edge, at ...
Category Archives: Rants
Jan
05
Where I React Profoundly Upon Seeing it’s My Two-Year Twitterversary
First off, there will be NO SECONDHAND RADIO SHOW tomorrow (Thursday). My guest, Danielle, had a last-minute thing come up. This works out well, since I just found out I'll be in Daytona Beach for a few days, and the Internet situation looks dire. We'll reschedule Danielle for later this month. Second, ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Nov
26
Happy Tryptophan Day
Thus begins the holiday madness, the frenzy of family and friends and get-togethers with huge meals (and probably the loss of all my weight lost the last 7 or 8 months). I'll be inwardly wishing I could retreat to a small wifi-enabled cave around 38,819 times between now and New Year's. And it begins today. I'm not ...
Nov
12
@TheBloggess Probably Hates Me, Anyway
Seems there's an awful lot of passive-aggressive shit going through the air of late. It's almost worse than the H1N1 virus. I'm thinking maybe I need to get myself a surgical mask to protect myself from all those headgames-playing germs. I'm tired. All the time, lately, it seems. Not sleepy tired (though there's always that, too), ...
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