Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Category Archives: Politics
Jan
20
Magical Barack
Oh, Magical Barack, Please use your supernatural powers to flash-forward 24 hours past all this inaugural bullshit. Listen, I voted for you. That's saying a lot. You're the very first time I voted Democrat. Now I implore you, get your ass sworn in so we can finally be ...
Oct
21
I Have No Candidate
Over two years we've been dealing with this fucking mess called the Presidential campaign trail. Two YEARS. Absolutely ridiculous. I hit the saturation point a long time ago, as many of us have. They call it political fatigue, though fatigue isn't strong enough a word to describe it. It's more like critical mass. My head ...
Oct
02
SecondHand Radio Back Next Week
No SecondHand Radio tonight because of the Vice Presidential Debate. I doubt many of you would show up. Hell, I don't want to because I'll be glued to my TV. There's bound to be more entertainment in that 90-minute debate than I could ever dream up. I hope Sarah Palin shows me something more than ...
Sep
24
Nothing to See Here
I know, the last dare isn't here yet. It's gonna be postponed more. Hopefully it'll be worth the wait. Gonna be a few days, at least. I haven't been feeling all that great the last several days. On top of that, my face ...
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