They say the internet is a big space. I disagree. If it was such a wide open wonder how in Gawd's name would a Canadian mommy blogger trip over a video of some dude prancing around with his nuts hanging out singing to one of the most annoying songs ever find ...
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Aug
16
Drugs to the Right, Hookers to the Left
So there's Black Belt Mama's Summer Serenade Contest going on. Someone you know (cough cough hint hint) might be participating with a video. Go vote. I think it'll very clear WHO you should be voting FOR. So my mom left this morning before I awoke. She's outta here ...
Aug
05
Yeah – THAT Girl
Hellooo, Everybody! (Dr. Nick? Anyone? Anyone?) Anyway, I am Sybil Law, guest posting for Karl and his Summer Of Love - a day late. He sent me an email weeks ago, gave me the date, and forever in my head, I had, "August 5th". Turns out, it was supposed to be August 4th. So ...
Jul
06
BlogHer Hard
With BlogHer '09 coming up in a few weeks, I've stepped up my plans to film a low-budget porno in my hotel room. You don't get a potential adult film star pool of 1,000 women every day of the week. I hope I can count on each and every single one of you ladies to help ...
Aug
23
The Secret Life of a Superstar
I'm Avitable and I'm famous on the internet. But like most of you, I bask in the shadow that is Karl. He's like a giant phallic obelisk blotting out the sun to all of the rest of us hungry bloggers. What most of you don't know, though, is that Karl was famous way before ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.