I hate Daylight Savings. It's an antiquated, ridiculous practice we should have dropped long ago. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind it in the autumn, when we "fall back" an hour. An extra hour of sleep rocks. It's the "spring ahead" part that ...
Category Archives: Humor
Mar
12
Herb Arrives
I'm TK-280, but friends call me Herb. The long trip from Hoth to this blue Earth globe was hellacious. And while I was in suspended animation to get here, Ted decided to be funny and put my lower armor on backwards. But ...
Jan
16
The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post
I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
Dec
24
The Original Three Dawg Night
Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take. Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes! Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of "an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth" didn't you get? Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn't think ...
Sep
23
Birthday Dare 3: Shhh!
Right, so we're back after a brief one-week hiatus due to an injury. I doubt I'll get Dare 4 posted tomorrow, since I still have to film the remainder of it. The finale is already filmed, but needs to be put together. As for the prizes, I'll announce them all after the 5th dare is posted. Who ...
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