I tweeted this a while ago after seeing Gene Simmons do an interview indoors wearing shades. Apparently, it ruffled some feathers. Several people DM'd me, saying that they wear shades inside and it's not a douchebaggy thing to do. Naturally, I wasn't referring to ...
Category Archives: Humor
May
21
From Beyond the Grave
I've scheduled this post to go up at 6:01 PM. That means I'm blogging from the Great Beyond. I've been rapturified! Wait. What do you mean everyone is still here? There must be a mistake. This was a no-brainer, a sure thing. Oh well. I suppose it's a good thing that Mr. Camping got ...
May
19
And Then You’re in the Man from Mars
I'm in a quandary. This Saturday is Judgment Day, otherwise known as the Rapture. I'm not sure if I should dress up to impress Jesus or what. Really, I think Jesus was a sandal-wearing Dude, so how can I go wrong with ...
Mar
28
And the Winner Is…
Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Mar
16
Day in the Life of Herb
Herb here. So freaking tired of hearing such bad things about us clones. I wander around this giant Karl's place and find this. Ugh. Yes, Luke Skywalker, you're sooo heroic! Han Solo shot first! Yoda is a fierce fighting machine! You don't hear about the whole Leia kissing her brother shit ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.