Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Category Archives: Humor
Mar
16
Day in the Life of Herb
Herb here. So freaking tired of hearing such bad things about us clones. I wander around this giant Karl's place and find this. Ugh. Yes, Luke Skywalker, you're sooo heroic! Han Solo shot first! Yoda is a fierce fighting machine! You don't hear about the whole Leia kissing her brother shit ...
Mar
14
It’s One Hour in the Future
I hate Daylight Savings. It's an antiquated, ridiculous practice we should have dropped long ago. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind it in the autumn, when we "fall back" an hour. An extra hour of sleep rocks. It's the "spring ahead" part that ...
Mar
12
Herb Arrives
I'm TK-280, but friends call me Herb. The long trip from Hoth to this blue Earth globe was hellacious. And while I was in suspended animation to get here, Ted decided to be funny and put my lower armor on backwards. But ...
Jan
16
The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post
I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.