A week ago I was still sucking on cigarettes. Then on Tuesday, it looked as if Mom was going to come home from the hospital after 15 days stuck in that building. Doctors and respiratory therapists said things to my mother like, "If you go home and start smoking again, you're going to wind up ...
Category Archives: Film
May
21
MacGruber: A Review in Numbers
Number of ads I saw that said MacGruber was the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 248 Number of ads that lie about MacGruber being the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 249 Number of unintentional ...
May
19
Where is the Cheese?
So the big concert on Saturday (OK Go) was a wash, thanks to a dead car battery the day of the concert. Thankfully, it didn't happen in Orlando. Had I got out of the show at 11'ish Saturday night, and my car wouldn't start, I would have been fucked royally. Instead, it ...
Apr
30
Pepe LePew, Banjo Music, Corn Nuggets, and Anhedonia
Enjoyed last night's episode of 2HRadio with Cissa, where we talked about all sorts of things, including last weekend's SillyBring. She and Shannon both wrote about the weekend on their blogs. We had six of us for Sillybring: CheekySweetie, Shannon, Cissa, Whostolemyzen, NoelleD, and ...
Apr
22
Prick Buddies United!
No SecondHand Radio tonight. Just can't see how to make it happen with Shannon here. Next week at 10pm. With everything running off the rails lately, it's been hard for me to remember the better things in life. Things like laughing and poking fun of strangers in the airport. I've spent weeks preparing ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.