So a while back, I mentioned that I have a new writing gig. Well, it's officially launched and you can now find me over at "Insert Eyeroll," a satire site. So far, I've written a story about Weird Al Yankovic running for President, and Octomom being announced as the next ...
Category Archives: Celebrities
Jul
10
RIP, Mrs. Ford
Former first lady Betty Ford passed away Friday at age 93. She was one hell of a lady. Thrust into the limelight when her husband, Gerald Ford, became our 38th President, she was famous for speaking her mind, even when it was counter to her husband's views. She was for the Equal Rights Amendment, ...
Jun
25
Hooray for New York!
Gay marriage is now legal in New York. And they lit up the Empire State Building in rainbow colors to celebrate. Hooray! They've also made it so you don't have to be a New York resident to get married ...
Nov
20
Movember Day 20, Marry
This is Movember, where I grow a moustache for prostate health. Prostate cancer is the #1 cancer affecting men. You can donate or just watch me grow a cheesy moustache all month. (Proceeds go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Livestrong.) To date, I’ve helped raise $60. ...
Mar
31
There’s No Dodging the Bullets This Time
Yesterday, another mystery ailment for the SecondHand Car. Came out to drive to dinner and the passenger-side window was rolled all the way down. I never touched the damn thing. Won't roll back up. This brings me to the mechanic this morning, of course. Thankfully, no rain last night. LIST OF PROBS I GAVE THE MECHANIC. (1) ...
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