Fine

Trying this blogging from my iPhone thing. Liking Neil’s little posts.

Took the pill at 9. Didn’t faint. That’s something, I suppose.

Ran some errands. Leaving the house isn’t something that comes easily. Wanted to shoot some assclown in the Walmart parking lot for honking their horn.

The bank teller asked how I was.

“I want to curl up in a fetal ball and sleep for a year. Maybe 2011 will be better. How are you?”

Ok, didn’t say it. But I wanted to. Naturally, I answered what I always answer when people ask that insincere question.

I smiled and said, “I’m fine.”

No one wants a genuine answer when they ask how we are. It’s just this autopilot reflex thing we say when we cross paths with someone. It’s asked with the same intonation as “Hi” or maybe “I had a meatbull sub for lunch.”

Similar when we are passing someone on the sidewalk. We feel compelled to acknowledge the other person with a “What’s up?” We don’t give a fuck about what’s up with this stranger. It’s just this odd need to be polite.

I kept my head down in Walmart. No contrived interactions today, thanks. Just study your shoes, Karl. Man, they need a shine.

I’m ashamed that I do nothing but bitch. Like I have it so rough. I know it’s the Beast talking, doesn’t matter. Knowing it and feeling it are two different things entirely.

I have a ton to do. Yet stripping out of my clothes to take a nap seems too much effort.

Anhedonia sucks ass.

So sick of myself. I feel THIS CLOSE to just dropping off the grid. I’m just a miserable fuck wasting my life away. .

Oops. I mean I’m fine.

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Babar is in My Living Room, and He’s a Morose Sonofabitch

Not. Doing. Well.

It’s all in between my fucking ears, as usual. That’s always the problem area with me.

I had a good day yesterday. A friend visited and made my day. Hell, my month. So why are these awesome moments so short-lived in my head? I’m back to miserable today. Overwhelmed. Feeling on the verge of…shit, I don’t know. Not quite a breakdown, but close.

Every task becomes this monumental thing hanging over my head. Checking my blood sugar. Taking meds. A load of laundry. The dishes. Getting Mom another glass of water. Writing a story for work. Answering the phone, texts. Making an appointment for my head CT (Tuesday). I’m waiting for that Final Straw. Surely it’s coming.

And it’s days like this when I tend to cloak myself in one of my sweetest comforts. No, not Guinness. Not even rubbing one out. I’m talking about suicidal thoughts.

Bear me out here. I’m safe. You need to know that.

One of the hardest questions I get asked by shrinks is whether or not I’m suicidal.

“Are you having suicidal thoughts?” they ask.

The short answer is, “Yes.” But if I just drop a “yes” out there with no qualifiers,  I’m sure to wind up in a rubber room somewhere. No key.

Now, any shrink or therapist worth their fees will follow up such an answer with another question.

“Have you made any plans to harm yourself?”

THAT is the REAL question, the important question. Because while I *think* about suicide every day…every hour, even…I would never ACT on those thoughts.

Now that we have that out of the way…

I’ve spoken a little about my inner voice(s). Some might call it my Inner Critic, but that’s not strong enough a term. It’s like an ARMY of Inner Critics. That’s another iffy question for me…”Do you hear voices?” I’ve said, too, that sometimes these inner voices sound as clear to me as a real-live person.

Let’s say I fuck up, something I do routinely. We all do, we’re human.

My inner dialogue might go a little like this:

Gah! You’re a fucking idiot!

I wish I was dead.

Lightning quick, it’s out there in my head, it’s often the very FIRST thought that pops to mind.

I should die.

Everything would be simpler if I were dead. All the problems, the depression, the anxiety, my fucking up all the time, my loneliness, feeling so overwhelmed, so broken. All. Gone. In an instant.

I could get hit by a Mack truck. I could jump in the tub with a plugged-in toaster. I could jump off the Sebring water tower. Hanging is a popular choice. Pills I’m not thrilled with…tried that. Once. Guns. Trains. So many choices.

I often fall asleep thinking about all the ways I could blink myself out of the universe. It’s comforting. Morbid, sick, yes…but comforting. There’s power in knowing I can snuff it all away.

Now, I’m not saying it’s healthy to think like this. It’s not. At all. It’s part of my makeup, though. It’s hard-wired into my brain, these instant (sometimes gruesome) wishes for death.

I’ve come to grips with the myriad of unhealthy things happening in my brain. I know they’ll likely never, ever go away. I also know I’ll never act on the suicidal shit. Why?

I could never do that to the people in my life. Suicide is wrong, period. It’s an act of anger, and it’s the most selfish, heinous thing a person can possibly do. I don’t want to get into debates about how child molesters are far worse, or that people in chronic pain should have the right to assisted suicide. Honestly, I don’t give a fuck if you agree or disagree with me. I know I’m right. I’ve seen suicide, how it affects people.

You want to instantly become the Douchiest Person on Earth? Kill yourself. And if you do, don’t expect me to come to your funeral. I don’t mourn assholes.

What kept me from following through on my one suicide attempt in the mid 90’s was my daughters. Dark living room with a single lit candle, I had the pills all swallowed, my bottle of wine to wash them down with. Only a few minutes passed, and I was in tears. Then my girls popped into my head, and I cried even harder. I realized I was about to become the Douchiest Person on Earth.

Like I hadn’t screwed them up enough already? Now I was going to saddle my girls with a father who committed suicide? Put them through a life of fucked-uppedness? No.

I got up, went to the toilet, shoved fingers into my mouth, and puked all that shit out. No ambulance, no hospital, no further ceremony. I cried myself to sleep, knowing I was so fucked up I couldn’t even take my own life. And that the pain was still very much there.

My girls…that’s a sore subject with me. A topic for another post, maybe. Let’s just say that, in order to protect them from my bottom-of-the-pit depression, I played the neglect card. I thought I was doing the right thing, keeping them from me. I was wrong, perhaps the wrongest I’ve ever been. And that haunts me daily. Those relationships are non-existent now, both of them are fed up with my shit.

But I can say I didn’t pull the trigger, and my girls are the reason why I’m still here today. Sometimes they’re the ONLY reason, and that’s enough. We all need a reason to not be dead, preferably multiple reasons.

So…today. Back to the present. Days like today, when I’m down and overwhelmed and anhedonic, make me think of suicide a lot. Because it’s the hopelessness that convinces me this shit will never EVER end. I will NEVER have relief. Precisely why I watch “Highlander” and shudder at the thought of living forever. Fuck, I dread making it another 20 years on days like today. Living for all of eternity? No fucking thanks.

I got my new meds in the mail today. The Abilify, and the one for the nightmares. I have a lot of concerns, I’ve told you why before. But my need for something better – anything better – is so great that I’m gonna try this shit again.

I’ve already agreed to not leave Mom’s sight for 3 hours after taking the Abilify tomorrow morning. I look inside that vial and see those teeny little pills, and I think, “That little thing could make me or break me. THAT.” They terrify me.

I read through the list of potential side effects. Diabetes is mentioned specifically. Could raise my blood sugar, and mine has been not so great already. Could lower my blood pressure – which is always damn good – and make me faint.

But it could…just maybe…work. I’m not holding my breath, though.

And I’m pretty sure I know how I’ll be falling asleep tonight.

Jumping off an overpass. Barrel in my mouth. Too much insulin. It’s the Parade of Morbidity, and I am the mutherfucking Grand Marshall.

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I Say Let Us Blow This Pop Stand

I wrote another story for my remaining gig last week. That’s two now. Woo hoo!

Meh. I should be working more. See aforementioned lack of momentum. Feel like I’ve been punched in the gut.

I’m pretty blah about most everything of late, truth be told.

Watching Hilary sprout her wings again is pretty cool. Makes  me wish I was doing the same thing. I’m not happy here, and I know it. Don’t get me wrong, Sebring has its charms. But it’s too small for me.

I need more.

Maybe it’s just that I need more local friends. That’s true, too, I’m sure.

I need to be somewhere, though, where there are more places to meet women than at a bar. I need to be somewhere with movie theaters that have stadium seating. I need to be somewhere with more of a local scene, more activities, more concerts, and 3G.

I had that in Dallas. Plus, a really cool church. Yeah, I’ve been to church. Shocked? My point is, I had a very active social life back then.

I don’t need somewhere as big as Dallas. But it’s gotta be bigger than Sebring. I know I favor warmer weather in the winter. I want some place that has real pubs, Guinness on tap. Somewhere with karaoke. Nearby airport. Some place that has character. See? I have my priorities.

If I had the financial resources to do it, I’d leave. Not at THIS MOMENT. Mom is still on the mend, I’m not a total prunt. Usually.

But soon. I’d blow this pop stand and set about really pursuing happiness again. I’m not sure what that looks like, exactly, but I know it’s going to be somewhere other than Sebring, Florida.

Shit, I dunno much right now. I know I’m tired of being this dude.

Fucking song still makes me tear up. Every. Single. Time.

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