Who Needs Sleep?

September 1st, 2008

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CONTEST

Don’t forget to leave me your double dog birthday dares on this post. Leave a comment with a dare and you might win a prize. Deadline is Friday at midnight.

FamecrawlerWell, my first week at Famecrawler is already over. Hard to believe. I’m all loopy from a wacky sleep schedule, and sleep deprivation, but slowly learning the ropes. You have added Famecrawler to your feedreaders, right? I’m not saying that I get paid traffic bonuses or anything, but I’d sure appreciate you clicky-clicking on all my stories.

I’m confident that some time this week, I’ll actually get around to someone’s blog other than my own and Famecrawler’s. The feedreader, as always, is coughing and sputtering.

Thank God for my friends. Yesterday, 2HT was doing its own coughing and sputtering and done did died for a while. Long story short, I went insane for a couple of hours and then deactivated all the plugins, reactivating them one at a time and refreshing the blog after each add. It’s back up and running, thanks to Justin, Vahid,  and DutchBitch’s suggestions.

It’s officially September and that means my 42nd birthday is mere weeks away. Meh, I’m not all that jazzed about it, really. I’m sure I won’t be doing anything on the big day. Good thing I have those dares to look forward to.

I’m woefully behind on television, too. And with the new season coming up, I need to head over to the reborn Snackie TeeVee and see what the hell the new schedules are looking like. Surely you heard that Snackie TeeVee is back, no? Head on over there and check it out. It’s all shiny and new-like.

Big News!

August 24th, 2008

My Babble HeadshotSo I’ve alluded to some big news on Twitter the last couple of days. Most of you probably didn’t hear that, unless you’re cool enough to follow me on Twitter.

But I can now officially spill the beans.

I got myself a new writing gig!

For money, even.

That’s right, I’m the latest gossip-monger on Famecrawler and I start pretty much now. It’s funny because I never watch Entertainment Tonight and the closest I come to gossip is maybe reading TV Squad. No more, I’ll be all over celebrities like David Hasselhoff is on cheeseburgers!

I’m really jazzed about this, since it means getting paid for slamming on Britney Spears while keeping most all of my clothes off. And getting paid? That’s a good thing.

Thanks to rock star Whit for thinking of me and getting me on board.

I’m a little overwhelmed with all the information right now, but I should be cranking out worthless fluff in the  next day or so. You know, more than usual.

Now I need to start learning sites like Digg and Propeller and Kirtsy and all these other Digg-like sites that I’ve never used before. And I’ll be learning useless information like the names of Brad Pitt’s babies and what color shoes Suri Cruise is wearing. Because, well, that shit is important.

I’m almost tempted to say that particular non-word I hate. But I won’t. I hate it.

I might be thinking it, though.