No SecondHand Radio tonight. Just can't see how to make it happen with Shannon here. Next week at 10pm.
With everything running off the rails lately, it's been hard for me to remember the better things in life. Things like laughing and poking fun of strangers in the airport.
I've spent weeks preparing ...
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Sitting in the waiting room at the VA. A guy just ahead of me at check in was bitching because he's a walk-in and has to wait a while. Me, I just drove over 2 hours to be here for a 5-minute appointment. He'll be home well before me. It's all relative, I guess.
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Yesterday, another mystery ailment for the SecondHand Car. Came out to drive to dinner and the passenger-side window was rolled all the way down. I never touched the damn thing. Won't roll back up.
This brings me to the mechanic this morning, of course. Thankfully, no rain last night.
LIST OF PROBS I GAVE THE MECHANIC. (1) ...
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Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges.
The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
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This week has been a total write-off as far as exercise is concerned. I've been sick for a week now, and even though I'm pretty sure it's just a cold, it's been kicking my ass. Major snot factory, coughing, wheezing, ...
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