Archives

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And FYI, I moved from Typepad to Wordpress in April of 2008, so I’m aware that the bulk of the archives pre-April 2008 are screwed up. Sorry. Need to get to that one of these days.

March 2010

• 13th Want (1)
• 12th Herb Arrives (8)
• 11th @MariaMelee on 2HRadio Tonight, Plus Hotel Info for SillyBring (8)
• 9th Mom Talking Like She's on Jersey Shore and the Return of 2HRadio (18)
• 8th My 6 Favorite Music Apps For the iPhone (12)
• 6th I Know Jujitsu, Kung Fu, Karate, Tai Chi, and I Saw Hulkamania Three Times. Once in Slow-Mo (15)
• 5th Wild Sex Stories Could Win You a Prize (5)
• 4th SillyBring is Coming, Plus a Call For Ideas (26)
• 3rd Random Blatherings (8)
• 2nd Hollow Him Out, Take Everything. (25)
• 1st Exercising? Naked? In Bed? (19)

February 2010

• 28th 5 Addicting iPhone Games I'm Playing Right Now (14)
• 27th It Is What It Is (19)
• 25th Fine (16)
• 24th Babar is in My Living Room, and He's a Morose Sonofabitch (27)
• 22nd I've Asked Before, I Know... (2)
• 21st I Say Let Us Blow This Pop Stand (15)
• 20th Does the Monorail Count as a Ride? (13)
• 19th I May Actually Shower (13)
• 17th I'd Give Anything Not to Tell You This, But Sometimes Nightmares are Real (18)
• 16th That's Me in the Corner (20)
• 14th Until I Learn to Love Myself, I Can Only Go Out with Three Girls Named Ann (32)
• 13th Pause in Pursuit (17)
• 12th It's Gonna Keep on Happening Until You Power Down That Bucket of Neuroses, Inebriation-Style (20)
• 8th Swimming with Babies (17)
• 4th Looks Like We've Had Our Glitch For This Mission (11)
• 1st I've Got the Brains, You've Got the Looks... (16)

January 2010

• 31st He Had to be Flush with Success or He'd Never Have Tried Again (10)
• 30th Flowers For Karl (14)
• 25th The Skinny (16)
• 25th I Have a Lot to Say (12)
• 23rd 10,000 (29)
• 22nd I Have a Few Things Going On Today (18)
• 20th One Wave Short of a Shipwreck (21)
• 18th Two Near-Death Experiences in a Week Will Really Take it Out of You (52)
• 16th The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post (8)
• 15th Pop Rocks Saved My Life (43)
• 13th Are Those the Panties Your Mother Left Out For You? (31)
• 8th Birds on a Wire (6)
• 5th Where I React Profoundly Upon Seeing it's My Two-Year Twitterversary (17)
• 4th Blind Adoration Makes Me So Horny! Bring Me a @bubblewench! (6)
• 2nd There's No Link Between Diabetes and Diet. That's a White Myth, Ken, like Larry Bird or Colorado. (18)
• 1st There's No Use Arguing With Me. Do You See My Resolve Face? (34)

December 2009

• 31st 2000 Zero Zero, Party Over, Oops, Out of Time (16)
• 29th Loud as a Golden Gun (6)
• 28th She's Still The Bitch (7)
• 25th Even If (27)
• 24th The Original Three Dawg Night (4)
• 21st Last 2HRadio of the Year Tonight! And My Guest is @N0body. Literally. (0)
• 17th Who Has a Question for @Palinode ? He's On My Show Tonight, 10 PM EST (0)
• 16th I'm Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009 (26)
• 14th Is My @MommyGeekology Showing? YES! Tonight on 2HRadio! (1)
• 10th SecondHand Radio Attacked By the @RedneckMommy Tonight! (3)
• 7th Get Ready for the @CheekySweetie Fun Tonight! (7)
• 3rd Does Amy @TasteLikeCrazy ? Tonight on 2HRadio! 10PM Eastern! (0)

November 2009

• 30th Daughters of Children of Coal Miners - Tonight on SecondHand Radio (2)
• 26th Happy Tryptophan Day (11)
• 23rd It'll Be a Five Star Monday Night with @Schmutzie as My Guest (4)
• 20th Anissa Punches Me in the Throat, Too (4)
• 16th Tonight, I'm Full of @Grace134 (4)
• 12th @TheBloggess Probably Hates Me, Anyway (32)
• 9th @TwentyFour For an Hour or So... (4)
• 5th Apparently, I'm Supposed to Cheer Up for Tonight's Show (16)
• 2nd The Captain and the Charm School Reject, Tonight on 2HRadio (29)

October 2009

• 29th SecondHand Radio with Guest @cathk74, 10PM EST (0)
• 21st 2HRadio Tonight Instead of Tomorrow, Guest is @ImWendy (3)
• 19th Hi Ho! It's Holly the Kermit Tonight on 2HRadio! @WhyMomDrinksRum (8)
• 15th And I Thought I was the Loud One (8)
• 14th A Wonderful Experiment (26)
• 12th Tell Me There's a Reason Why I'm Seeing What I Do (2)
• 9th Myopic (36)
• 8th Jumping Out of a Perfectly Good Airplane (5)
• 7th The Trees Had Burned Down to the Ground (30)
• 5th SecondHand Radio Tonight at 10 PM EST with @Sassy1969 (2)
• 1st Fucking Cats and SecondHand Radio Tonight with @OnlyAman (4)

September 2009

• 30th Effed (11)
• 29th I Got a Hole in Me Now (33)
• 28th 2HRadio Begins its Monday Night Episodes Tonight! Guest is @ShaunaGlenn (0)
• 26th Something's Gotta Give (52)
• 24th @ChurchPunkMom and FREE iPhone Game Giveaway, All on SecondHand Radio Tonight! (4)
• 23rd Birthday Dare 3: Shhh! (44)
• 19th Mostly Harmless. The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Plus One. (18)
• 17th My Hand May be Screwed, But @MochaMomma is Still My Guest Tonight (11)
• 15th Birthday Dare 2: Kiss a Boy (75)
• 14th Birthday Dare 1: Cheesy (62)
• 10th Grace Davis is Gracing Me With Her Presence Tonight, 10 PM EST (7)
• 9th All the Bowling Alleys Had Been Wrecked (8)
• 7th The One Where The Drifters Whip a Group of Rednecks Into a Frenzy (6)
• 5th There May Be Brittinis in My Immediate Future (8)
• 3rd SecondHand Radio 10 PM EST Tonight - Danielle from KnottyYarn.com (0)
• 1st Goals and Shit (27)

August 2009

• 31st Priorities (105)
• 30th Please RT - You Have 3 Hours Left to Dare Me to Do Stuff (0)
• 29th My Shirt Is Not Offensive, Right? (30)
• 28th BBM In Da House And Lip Syncing Like a Fool (16)
• 27th I was going to write one post but instead you get this one (12)
• 26th KarlTuckyLoo: A Lazy Photo Gallery (12)
• 25th No. Thanks. (26)
• 24th Three Minutes Over KimBerday (6)
• 22nd Sex and The Modern Girl (8)
• 21st My summer of love (7)
• 20th Where am I? How did I get here? (10)
• 19th @ArjBarker is Part of My SecondHand Bucket List (13)
• 18th Keeping It Klassee One Boob At a Time (44)
• 17th Pls RT! Special 2HRadio TONIGHT at 10 EST! Danny Evans of Dad Gone Mad (2)
• 17th Pablo Retires and Hangs Up His Hat (3)
• 16th Drugs to the Right, Hookers to the Left (14)
• 15th A Real American Hero (14)
• 14th For the love of Chickenfoot (38)
• 13th SecondHand Radio Tonight - Megan of Undomestic Diva (1)
• 13th They Said WHAT??!? (7)
• 12th The Matrix Therapist Strikes Again (25)
• 11th Oh, Karl. . . (16)
• 9th Official Birthday Dares Request (111)
• 8th How Sassy (8)
• 7th Donkies, the British and Sexual Favors! (6)
• 6th SecondHand Radio Tonight - My Guest is Deb Rox of Deb On The Rocks (1)
• 5th Yeah - THAT Girl (62)
• 4th Five Questions - The SecondHand Karl Edition (23)
• 3rd Oktoberfist Lies In My Boxers (17)
• 2nd Thirteen Hundred Women Can Leave Their Hat On (14)
• 1st T-shirt Whore (16)

July 2009

• 31st The Naked Lady of Music Row (9)
• 30th Only a Number (14)
• 29th Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches! (54)
• 28th Social Recluse (28)
• 27th White Elephants and Apologetics (91)
• 26th BlogHer 2009, A Photo Essay (72)
• 25th Poor Planning Equals Poor Guest Posts (19)
• 24th Glamourous? HAH! (20)
• 23rd Ding Dong! It Is the Avon Lady in Go Go Boots (30)
• 22nd Eleven Things I Hope Will Happen at BlogHer 2009 (33)
• 21st Brunettes Not Fighter Jets! (10)
• 20th Swimwear vs Underwear (31)
• 19th Shrinky Dink Conversations (22)
• 18th Get Over It (43)
• 17th Hey mom! I got laid! (24)
• 16th SecondHand Radio Tonight - Laci Loo! (2)
• 16th And then? Karl punches you in the throat (30)
• 15th sigh (41)
• 14th I Feel It In My Fingers (11)
• 12th Things Not to Yell Out During a UFC Match (20)
• 11th The Fickle Finger of Fate (17)
• 10th Is YouTube Mightier than Litigation? (7)
• 9th Everything you don't particularly want to know about Karl, but I am going to tell you anyway... (18)
• 8th Twenty Things I Would Love to Say, But Have Not (40)
• 7th The new neighbor: My year in listicles (6)
• 6th BlogHer Hard (92)
• 5th Why Not Independence? (14)
• 4th Guest Editorial: I Hate Business Travel (9)
• 3rd Announcing the Summer of Love Lineup for 2009 (22)
• 2nd Tonight, it's Louie B From CrotchShot Radio on SecondHand Radio (6)

June 2009

• 25th Conspiracies and Treehugging on SecondHand Radio Tonight: Josh Loposer of Famecrawler (4)
• 22nd And the Winners Are... (12)
• 21st Ruff (0)
• 20th Father's Day Giveaway: Free Membership to Picnik.com! (49)
• 18th Tonight on SecondHand Radio, Gerald Bailey of Snakehead Software (0)
• 11th Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass (19)
• 10th Nothing to See Here. Go. (2)
• 9th Dear AT&T, or Here is How AT&T Treats Their Valued Customers (57)
• 4th She's Blonde, She's Fabulous, and She's ALL Mine! For an Hour, Anyway (0)
• 1st 14 Great Apps That Will Never Leave My iPhone (14)

May 2009

• 27th Da Plane! Da Plane! (34)
• 22nd My Thanks to Sheila, Now Get Ready to Meet Mike (9)
• 19th Karl TV (40)
• 7th Tonight on SecondHand Radio - Yes, THAT Mindy! (4)
• 3rd TequilaCon 09: Saturday - Giant Vaginas, Martyrs, Mysterious Stairways, and Dragons! (24)
• 1st TequilaCon 09: Friday - We Don't Need No Steenking Sleep! (29)

April 2009

• 21st Mountain Air, Drunken Revelry, Babes, and Radio (7)
• 19th Dancing for Monty (15)
• 17th 9 Podcasts I Listen to Regularly, How About You? (17)
• 16th Two Karls With a K in One Place (10)
• 13th It's My One Year Anniversary for Getting Karled (15)
• 5th Guest Blogging Today (1)
• 3rd Teeny Tiny Screws (8)
• 2nd SecondHand Radio Tonight - Elisa Camahort of BlogHer! (4)

March 2009

• 27th It's Been a Long Time Since I Danced in my Boxers (36)
• 26th The Menacing Eye Joins Me Tonight (2)
• 23rd Fun iPhone Apps to Pass the Time (23)
• 19th Tonight's Guest: My Mother-in-Law (8)
• 18th Moratoriums (59)
• 12th It's Hell Being a Hermit Sometimes (25)
• 8th Saturday (12)
• 7th Donations for Lisa's Family (3)
• 5th Astrogirl is Mine Tonight (6)
• 4th Virtual Memorial Service for Lisa this Saturday (20)
• 3rd That was Something (39)

February 2009

• 28th Bye, Babe (46)
• 26th Poppy is my Special Guest Tonight (10)
• 25th Macabre Numbers (67)
• 24th The Latest News About Lisa Clusterfook (16)
• 22nd 20 Albums That Rocked My World (19)
• 19th SecondHand Radio - Bellaventa (16)
• 14th Shuffle It Up (10)
• 13th From Beyond the Grave (34)
• 12th 100 Things About Karl, Part 10 (12)
• 7th I'm Home and Apparently Married (40)
• 5th Laughing and Crying. Oh, and Paula Abdul. (27)
• 2nd I Suck at Death (103)
• 1st I'm Elsewhere (0)

January 2009

• 29th Radical Social Acts (12)
• 26th Why I Hate Your Online Dating Profile Photo (82)
• 22nd My Raisins (10)
• 20th Magical Barack (30)
• 15th My Doctor is Not Tawny Kitaen (44)
• 11th iPhone Apps I Use Every Day (30)
• 8th Friendship is a Tricky Thing (52)
• 6th I Got a New Outlook (42)

December 2008

• 31st Fuck 2008. Might As Well, It's Gone, Anyway. (29)
• 24th Ho Ho Ho (24)
• 18th SecondHand Radio: Anissa and the Girls (4)
• 17th Nothing Says I Love You Like a Chest X-Ray (18)
• 11th SecondHand Radio - SciFi Dad (10)
• 6th Choice or Immutable Force? (44)
• 4th Faiqa, Eternity, and the Nipple Markers (28)

November 2008

• 30th How I Slept With Three Gorgeous Women But Got No Sex (23)
• 26th I Probably Have Ebola (18)
• 23rd All I Want For Christmas is the Mojo Back (25)
• 20th On 2HRadio, Thanksgiving, and Socializing (10)
• 15th Saturday Night's Alright for Whining (26)
• 12th This Does Not Compute (26)
• 9th The Devil Inside (27)
• 7th Joy Your Stay: Halloween Recap (16)
• 6th SecondHand Radio with Sybil Law (11)
• 4th Birthday Dares: The Lost Footage (17)

October 2008

• 30th SecondHand Radio Tonight with Christine and (maybe) Jan (3)
• 28th Broken Blogs, Broken Relationships, Broken Bank (22)
• 23rd SecondHand Radio Tonight: Clearly Crystal (7)
• 21st I Have No Candidate (36)
• 19th And Danced By the Light of the Moon (17)
• 17th Word. (12)
• 14th This Post is Pointless (28)
• 13th Behind the Birthday Dares (8)
• 9th SecondHand Radio - Kapgar (7)
• 7th The Rest of My Birthday Presents (9)
• 2nd SecondHand Radio Back Next Week (6)

September 2008

• 29th Birthday Dare 5: Kissed (86)
• 26th On TV and Ninjas (1)
• 25th SecondHand Radio Tonight with Whit Honea (7)
• 24th Nothing to See Here (27)
• 22nd Barack Obama Stole My Car Keys (34)
• 21st Birthday Dare 4: The Pain (35)
• 20th Birthday Dare 3: Locks (30)
• 19th Birthday Dare 2: Drive Thru (40)
• 18th Birthday Dare Number 1: Diet Coke and Mentos (38)
• 17th SecondHand Radio with Hilly (27)
• 16th Birthday Dares Coming Tomorrow (15)
• 14th All You Need Is Love (38)
• 13th I Love You All, Really (15)
• 12th What Karl Got in the Mail (19)
• 11th SecondHand Radio With Sassy Tonight (5)
• 10th Here's How I Spent 6 Hours Yesterday (14)
• 6th Contest is Extended Through This Weekend (19)
• 4th Irregular (32)
• 3rd And Now We Wait (37)
• 2nd Top Nine Olympics Comments (14)
• 1st Who Needs Sleep? (15)

August 2008

• 31st Testing Testing Testing (10)
• 31st My Favorite 12 iPhone Apps (16)
• 30th Uh Huh (25)
• 29th Double Dog Dare Me (46)
• 28th Tonight on SecondHand Radio (5)
• 27th Hairy Prison Inmates, Missed Boats, and Happy Endings (of the PG rated sort, not the... other kind.) (9)
• 27th I'm Hot. Right? (23)
• 26th I Want You, But Only in My Head (13)
• 25th They Say It's About the Balance (27)
• 24th Big News! (49)
• 23rd The Secret Life of a Superstar (81)
• 22nd Widgets and Straws and Shit I Won't Touch (29)
• 21st 2HT Radio (3)
• 21st Why They Call Me The Turkey (20)
• 20th In Retrospect (16)
• 19th Get the Girl (18)
• 18th Blogjacking (6)
• 18th The One Where Karl Quits Smoking. (39)
• 17th Depressing Videos and Yearbook Photos (30)
• 16th 5 ways Karl with a K can successfully keep his hands and/or mouth busy so that he doesn't make out with sticks of urine (27)
• 15th Effing Computers (24)
• 14th SecondHand Radio Tonight with Lisa! (2)
• 13th Patchwork (16)
• 13th Um, Disregard. Make That August 18th. (14)
• 13th 46 Hours and Counting (37)
• 12th Better Things I Have to Do... (18)
• 11th Olympics Spirit (25)
• 10th Cutting It Close (21)
• 9th Dear Dr. Freud... (29)
• 8th Things I Would Change about the iPhone (23)
• 7th On Blowing... (32)
• 6th Karl and Hilly Do Another Video Post (31)
• 5th I got Franked! (13)
• 4th Of Dungeons and Dragons and Hollywood Stars (37)
• 3rd Oh No! Jack's World is Dead (31)
• 2nd "It was the kind of place that made you think that you were right back in the summer of love." (6)
• 1st All I Want (14)

July 2008

• 31st Summer Of Love, The Blog Post (Not The Song or Event) (13)
• 30th Plugins (0)
• 30th I, Asshole (52)
• 29th How NOT to get Summer Lovin’ (or: of Jorts and men…) (13)
• 28th Dave Diego or Bust! (26)
• 27th Jeff from a View to the Cloud (0)
• 26th A Study In Karl (22)
• 25th Where Much Ado is Made About Twitter and the World That is Jack (36)
• 24th Back In The Day (27)
• 23rd As Close As I Am Going to Get to a BlogHer Recap (32)
• 22nd Karl Went to BlogHer and All I Got Was This Lousy Guest Post (18)
• 21st So Tired I Am Not Even Inserting Links (21)
• 20th Pretend There's an Entertaining Post Here (14)
• 19th Sum-sum-sum-sum-summertime... (23)
• 18th Ugh (5)
• 17th The 5 People Karl Meets At BlogHer (30)
• 16th And the Universe Will Be a Much Happier Place, Believe Me (33)
• 15th Bald Solidarity is Beautiful (22)
• 14th Ironing Out the Details (26)
• 13th I Quit (55)
• 12th We're having a Karl Sale! (17)
• 11th Actually, it is Karl With a K (39)
• 10th Blog-Ability (25)
• 9th Alpha Blogger. Who, Me? (63)
• 8th LOLKarls, w00t ! (48)
• 7th Cell Phone Courtesy Month My Ass (41)
• 6th SecondHand Radio: Sarah from Sad and Beautiful World (8)
• 6th Ass as Art, BrittCon Day 3 (27)
• 5th How to Write a Song (9)
• 4th Could You Box That Up With Extra Roaches, Please? (Brittcon Day 2) (41)
• 3rd Things You Did Not Know About The Land of Oz (46)
• 2nd It's Called Brittcon! Suck It! (35)
• 1st Nudity (59)

June 2008

• 30th Karl From A to Z (25)
• 29th The Five Questions Thing That's Going Around (15)
• 28th While I'm at Brittcon, Enjoy a Movie Meme. Or Don't. (11)
• 27th Shh! I'm Trying to Hear if Britt Makes Jungle Noises (22)
• 26th I Need Rachel Ray to Escort Me Around NYC (38)
• 25th Survival of the Fittest (34)
• 24th 100 Things About Karl, Part Nine (42)
• 23rd An Icepick in My Left Temple Should Do It (49)
• 22nd On My Way Back Home For a Few Days (15)
• 21st Somewhere Up There God is Having Cereal with the Puppy Monster (8)
• 20th So I Went to This Sex Party the Other Night (58)
• 19th How Naked is TOO Naked? (54)
• 18th Blogger Appreciation Week (31)
• 17th Judge, Jury, and Elecutioner (35)
• 16th Tomorrow I Shall Recount My Jury Duty Story (32)
• 15th SecondHand Radio: My Daughter, Alyson, and the Alive Campaign (23)
• 14th I Am Spent in Almost Every Way (42)
• 13th Tired but Still Feeling Freaky (40)
• 12th I Come Home to THIS? (80)
• 10th Oh hell (17)
• 9th This is Dedicated to Lisa (42)
• 8th SecondHand Radio: Today it's Hello Haha Narf (13)
• 7th Bob Villa I'm Not (25)
• 6th Guess What Day it Is? (49)
• 5th A Mosaic Meme (33)
• 4th Piano Balls (28)
• 3rd Another Meme. I Know I'm Lazy. (48)
• 2nd 100 Things About Karl, Part Eight (33)
• 1st Under the Tuscan Nap (19)

May 2008

• 31st SecondHand Radio - Tomorrow it's Jester! (15)
• 30th Happy Freaky Frakkin' Friday! More Winners! (50)
• 29th Five Minute Management Course (18)
• 28th Karl is on Jester's Radio Show Tonight (5)
• 28th Let's Twist Again... (18)
• 27th Stores and Radio and Stuff (27)
• 26th Six MORE Random Things About Me (35)
• 25th Store (5)
• 25th Roll, Roll, Roll Your Browser (34)
• 24th SecondHand Radio - Dave is The Man (19)
• 23rd Freaky Frakkin' Friday! (53)
• 22nd Dear Panera Bread Bastards (60)
• 21st What Are Feeds? (10)
• 21st FeedDemon Rocks My World (24)
• 20th Ups and Downs (30)
• 19th The Compass (39)
• 18th 100 Things About Karl, Part Seven (20)
• 17th What is Love? (16)
• 16th I Miss Dallas Already (16)
• 15th Ugh (15)
• 13th A Letter to the Courts System (41)
• 12th It's a Long Way to Tipperary (25)
• 11th On Tulsa Time (7)
• 10th Alive! (20)
• 9th My Own Two Reasons for Living (51)
• 8th Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (20)
• 7th On the Other Side of the Coin (54)
• 6th The TequilaCon Recap to End ALL TequilaCon Recaps (70)
• 5th Just a Snippet (31)
• 3rd TequilaCon is Just a Moment Away (11)
• 2nd I'm Packing Extra Boxers Just in Case (13)
• 1st 100 Things About Karl, Part Six (35)

April 2008

• 30th No Dolphins Died in Midair Collisions (29)
• 29th Shockinawe, Part Threux, Conclusion (25)
• 28th Shockinawe, Part Deuce (20)
• 27th Shockinawe (12)
• 26th SecondHand Radio: Vahid from Iron Fist (11)
• 25th Shhhh! (6)
• 24th 100 Things About Karl, Part Five (49)
• 23rd Getting Needled (32)
• 22nd Much Bigger Picture (72)
• 21st Dearest One... (39)
• 20th If I Start Liking Country Music I'll Have to Kill My Mother (41)
• 19th Kicking Ass and Taking Names (22)
• 18th Little Boy Blue, Come Blow Your Horn (23)
• 17th Little Karl was a Hell of a Writer (20)
• 16th 100 Things About Karl, Part Four (69)
• 15th Why I Won't Follow You on Twitter (58)
• 14th 2HT Awards (0)
• 14th The End of an Affair (41)
• 13th Goodbye, My Love (31)
• 12th Now Get Women's Erotic Juices in a Bottle (134)
• 11th 100 Things About Karl, Part Three (34)
• 10th Where Karl Reveals One of His Larger Secrets (46)
• 9th I'm Not Going to Say I Got Dooced, But I Did (68)
• 8th Why I Cannot Stand Your Blog (2008 Edition) (75)
• 7th The Column That Will Not Appear in Today's Paper (22)
• 6th This is a Feed Test (11)
• 6th Reading Porn Requires a High I.Q. (13)
• 5th SecondHand Radio: Kyra is My Special Guest (6)
• 4th My First Vajynna (19)
• 3rd Lots of Stuff to Mention (17)
• 2nd 100 Things (1)
• 2nd 2HT2.0 (27)
• 2nd Archives (1)
• 1st About (19)
• 1st Happy Birthday, Mom, Alyson, and Ashley (24)

March 2008

• 31st Blogging Goodness Abounds (9)
• 30th 100 Things About Karl, Part Two (15)
• 29th Schwinging From the Chandaliers (21)
• 28th Kyra Needs a Roommate for TequilaCon (7)
• 28th How I Predict My Shrink Appointment Will Go Today (26)
• 27th The Most Asked Question (10)
• 26th I'm Excellent. I Have a Button to Prove It. (21)
• 25th 100 Things About Karl, Part One (25)
• 24th DNC Taking it Up the ASS (11)
• 23rd Did Jesus See His Shadow? (5)
• 22nd Installing a Husband (9)
• 21st Where Karl Declares His Love (26)
• 20th A Brief Note About Self-Esteem (24)
• 19th Hello, Dave (7)
• 18th Pictures Worth 1,000 Words (17)
• 17th Happy Guinness Day! (7)
• 15th Elvira (6)
• 14th Do a Brother Proud (11)
• 13th Bow Down Before the One You Serve (15)
• 12th Where Karl Does His First Video Post Naked (36)
• 11th I Always Knew Mary Ann Was the Hot One (1)
• 10th Laughing on the Outside, Screaming on the Inside (16)
• 9th Superdelegates My Ass (7)
• 7th ABC as Easy as 123 (5)
• 6th I'm Supposed to Write About Movies With Machine Gun Legs (12)
• 5th Blogging Gods Unite (12)
• 4th Hooking Up with Kevin, Adam, and Britt (12)
• 3rd Free Speech Only Goes So Far, Dickhead (2)
• 2nd Middle Initial, Please? (7)
• 1st Getting Into My Folder (15)

February 2008

• 27th Where I'm Awarded Leg Lamps with Fishnet Stockings (8)
• 26th Jaime Murray, You Complete Me With Your Naked Body (19)
• 25th He Said, She Said (8)
• 24th I'll Be On Snackie Radio in About Two Hours (4)
• 23rd SecondHand and Snackie Radio (5)
• 21st Another Six Quirky Things (15)
• 20th Some of the Latest 2HT Search Terms (10)
• 19th The Ultimate Question Regarding Last.fm (14)
• 18th Dammit Jim, I'm a Car, Not a Belly Dancer! (14)
• 17th SecondHand Radio Starting Back Up (5)
• 16th Ode to a Slug (6)
• 15th Naked Pictures Accepted (5)
• 14th Happy Self Love Day (13)
• 13th Happy Birthday, Bro (5)
• 12th Strike Is Over! (6)
• 11th Million Buys a Lot of Beer (0)
• 10th And Now a Scene From My Screenplay (4)
• 9th Deal Reached? (5)
• 8th Deadly Green (5)
• 6th Confusion Lasts at Least 8 Years (3)
• 4th Six More Weeks of Winter, Nine More MONTHS of Election (6)
• 3rd Nothing to Report (3)
• 2nd Beard Isn't Long For This World (7)
• 1st Still on the Air (1)

January 2008

• 31st Radio Silence Inevitable (7)
• 30th Dog Gone Driving (6)
• 29th Desperately Seeking Sarah (7)
• 28th Florida Primary Tomorrow (1)
• 27th Great Interview Experiment - Karen Sugarpants Interviews Me (10)
• 26th Loss of E-mail (9)
• 25th Virtual and Reality Karl (3)
• 24th Big 7-0 and Favorite Wii Games (10)
• 22nd Lacking That Spring Freshness (15)
• 21st Political Death Matches (4)
• 20th Off to Boca (4)
• 19th Personal Ad to the Universe (10)
• 18th Things to Do with 0 (5)
• 17th Social Networking, Blogrolls, and Beards (13)
• 16th Ben Franklin Had it Right (13)
• 15th Don't Let it Go to Your Head (10)
• 14th Cops - Sebring Style (3)
• 13th I'm a Walking Pharmacy (3)
• 12th Virtual Filing (7)
• 11th Clean But Unkempt (6)
• 10th Strike Beards, Wiis, and Wrong Batteries (3)
• 10th Dead of Winter (3)
• 9th A Bad Time to Have a Pipe Out (6)
• 8th May the Force be with You (3)
• 7th Random Fluff to Kick Off the Year (2)
• 6th The Day in Pictures (1)
• 5th Then There's Lauren (0)
• 4th Never Mind this Post (2)
• 4th How My 5-Year-Old Niece Nearly Got Me Arrested at Wal-Mart (6)
• 3rd A Surprise 15-Hour Drive (4)
• 2nd The Cast of Characters (7)
• 1st Times You Shouldn't Hyphenate Your Name (3)

December 2007

• 31st Who Wants a Cookie? (1)
• 30th Christians Love Violence (4)
• 29th Coffee is a Battlefield (9)
• 27th Report from Chaos (5)
• 24th Addicted to Wii (3)
• 23rd Go Elf Yourself (5)
• 22nd 20Q is a Demon Device (3)
• 21st Best Book of the Year (3)
• 20th Christmas is Coming, Goose is Getting Fat... (7)
• 19th Last Minute Mall Shopping (7)
• 17th Cold Weather Finally Comes to Florida (2)
• 15th Ho Ho Ho (2)
• 14th Time to Reveal Your Blog Crushes (7)
• 13th That is Not a Word (8)
• 12th Weather and Eclectic Mixes (5)
• 11th Darrel in the News (6)
• 10th Christmas Booty (6)
• 9th Blogging and a Lack Thereof (15)
• 3rd I Want 10% Off of Everything (3)

November 2007

• 27th That Time of Year Again (3)
• 18th Rising Blogger (8)
• 14th World Diabetes Day (7)
• 5th Thanks, But I'll Pass on the Hand Shaking (10)

October 2007

• 31st Happy Halloween from 2HT (16)
• 29th Stay on My Right, Will Ya? (6)
• 22nd Getting Rid of Junk Offers and Finding Lost Money (4)
• 15th Singing for an Ear (4)
• 11th Short Update (23)
• 8th Kiss My DNA (3)
• 5th Going Clubbing Takes on a Whole New Meaning (9)
• 3rd Get Better Soon (3)

September 2007

• 26th Well, Now You Know How I Feel (7)
• 25th Missing in Action (14)
• 18th Happy Birthday to Karl (22)
• 17th Talk to Me Tomorrow (15)
• 10th Big Karl vs. Little Karl (13)
• 7th Language Pet Peeves (8)

August 2007

• 31st Calling for E-mails (9)
• 28th Celebrating Two Years, and Then Some (18)
• 27th More Dumb Criminals (6)
• 21st If I Was Bionic (14)
• 20th Back to School (6)
• 17th Why I Cannot Read Your E-Mails (18)
• 16th The Upcoming Month (5)
• 13th Happy Blogiversary to Snackie (3)
• 13th Going Whole Hog (4)
• 11th Distractions (12)
• 8th Setting a Record (6)
• 7th Deathly Hallows Disappoint (11)
• 6th Hosteling It in Chicago (5)
• 4th A Note from Our Administrator (4)
• 3rd Ass Burns (10)
• 2nd And We Have Another Caller (13)
• 1st Would You Still Love Me if I Sold Out to the Man? (12)

July 2007

• 31st Pics from BlogHer (12)
• 30th What is a Blog? (1)
• 29th Amy Sedaris is Totally My Next Wife (10)
• 28th Navy Pier and Then Some (6)
• 27th I Heart Hot Moms (7)
• 26th I'm Here (9)
• 25th Officially Going (13)
• 23rd Potter Fan - Do Not Disturb (11)
• 20th Breaking out of my Shell (10)
• 18th Bare Bulb (21)
• 16th Alignment of Moons and Planets (16)
• 14th Good Wishes (2)
• 13th Socially Phobic Pot Stirrer (13)
• 12th BlogHer Status, Insulin, and Fear (21)
• 10th Yeah, Baby! I'm Hardcore. (19)
• 9th Thinning Down the Herd (8)
• 8th Racists and Propositions (12)
• 7th Halifax Bound - Day 1 (8)
• 6th He Showed Off, Splashing Around.... (27)
• 5th I Never was Good at Sharing (21)
• 4th Just Fear Me, Love Me, Do As I Say and I Will Be Your Slave (7)
• 3rd Swagalicious... (19)
• 2nd Because I am Petty (13)
• 1st Naked Pictures and Italics Abuse (10)

June 2007

• 30th I *Almost* Married Karl (21)
• 29th Running with Karl's own Rat Pack (9)
• 27th Why I Cannot Read You (10)
• 26th Karl did call it "The Summer of Love", didn't he? Heh. (17)
• 25th By Any Other Name (14)
• 24th The Power of Words (8)
• 24th Date Night (8)
• 22nd All Tango'd Up In the Summer of Love (14)
• 21st Karl and the blogging harem (17)
• 20th Supa' Summa' Of Luv (20)
• 19th Locking Lips with Liberal Chicks Just Didn’t Do It for Me (19)
• 18th Real Life vs. Internet Friends (7)
• 17th Happy Father's Day (6)
• 16th Where Everybody Knows My INFP (8)
• 15th Summer of Love is Coming to 2HT (14)
• 14th Stomach Sleeping (15)
• 13th Anonymous Bone Jumpers (6)
• 12th Promises for BlogHer (11)
• 11th Getting to That Age (15)
• 10th Guest Posting (0)
• 8th Pull the Plug on Paris (15)
• 7th Indispensible Apps (16)
• 6th Hirsute Liars (16)
• 5th Poop in a Cup (25)
• 4th Death By Karaoke (8)
• 3rd Mr. Squinty (14)
• 2nd I'm Out Today (0)
• 1st Just in Under the Line (7)

May 2007

• 31st Inquire Within (29)
• 30th The Rest of the Weird Al Story (26)
• 29th My Weird Al Concert Experience (15)
• 28th Dinsoaurs Ate the Elephants (8)
• 27th Where's My Poodle Hat? (11)
• 26th Happy Trails (11)
• 25th A Man to be Reckoned With (13)
• 24th Not Blowing Your Socks Off (21)
• 23rd How You Know I'm Bumming (14)
• 22nd Not Much of Anything (16)
• 21st Programming to the Lowest Common Denominator (8)
• 20th Odd Dream Snippet #1,893 (5)
• 19th Beard Progression No. 1 (16)
• 18th Spurning My Way Up River (8)
• 17th What Karl Wants in a Woman (30)
• 16th Art of Seduction (17)
• 15th Unattended (20)
• 14th Sometimes Love Just Bugs (18)
• 13th Thank You, Thank You Very Much (4)
• 12th Dentist Sex (10)
• 11th Follicular Configuration (25)
• 10th Recognizing My Amazingly Deep and Profane Mind (6)
• 9th Whip 'Em on Out! (18)
• 8th Hooting and Hollaring (9)
• 7th My Wedding Birthday Performance (21)
• 6th Just a Little Preview (14)
• 4th Betcha Thought I Forgot About You (16)
• 3rd United We're Cramped (13)
• 2nd Break On Through to the Other Side (9)
• 1st I Saw Hilly's Boobies (20)

April 2007

• 30th California So Far (5)
• 29th Overflow on the 405 (12)
• 28th Hilly and the Vagita (23)
• 27th Carnival of the Mundane #34 (7)
• 26th Doing the Dishes is Aiight (17)
• 25th Getting a Workout Whenever You Have to Get Coffee (13)
• 24th Giving Pictures of Gifts (16)
• 23rd 0 Haircuts (11)
• 22nd A Funny Thing Happened on My Phone Call With Snackie. (12)
• 21st Submit Your Posts! (6)
• 20th Rise and Shine My Ass (22)
• 19th More Interview Meme Stuff (8)
• 18th Fishing for Fellatio (23)
• 17th Melatonin IV Drips (14)
• 16th Taking Pictures with Jacob Marley (4)
• 15th Short and Sweet (8)
• 14th The Interview Meme (19)
• 13th Music and Limbus (14)
• 12th Pick a Lane, Any Lane (14)
• 11th BlogHer or Bust (14)
• 10th Red Carpets and Blades and Lumpy Throats (10)
• 9th All Around the Roseberry Bush (14)
• 8th Happy Easter (8)
• 7th Cherry Prosthetic Limbs Really Could be More Useful (6)
• 6th Preparing for the Big Interview (14)
• 5th A Little Ranting Goes a Long Way (27)
• 4th Busy Means Yes (18)
• 3rd Michael, I'm Driving Myself to Karl's Place (11)
• 2nd I Could See Moving to Seattle for the Cupcakes Alone (14)
• 1st End of an Era (28)

March 2007

• 31st Future Romance Book of the Month (18)
• 30th 2HT Live (13)
• 29th Spooky Fortune People (13)
• 28th This I Believe, Amble (46)
• 27th This I Believe, Preamble (22)
• 26th Karl's Trip to Seattle Continues (9)
• 25th SNL is Funny? Can the End of the World Be Far Behind? (9)
• 24th Happy Birthday, You Bad Little Monkey (8)
• 23rd Interview with a Frog (11)
• 22nd Where in the World is SecondHand Tryptophan? (19)
• 21st Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater (24)
• 20th Air Journey (16)
• 19th On the Way to the Airport This Morning (8)
• 19th Saint Patty's Day Shenanigans (16)
• 17th Comforming with Genuine Emotions (11)
• 16th Permanence is Fleeting (12)
• 15th Just Another Manic Thursday (7)
• 14th Who Wants a Lick? (16)
• 13th Pussy Hair is Everywhere (15)
• 12th Bullets Over Portland and Seattle (15)
• 11th TequilaCon 07 and Seattle Bound (12)
• 10th You Really Should Wear More Clothes When You're Sleepwalking Drunk (7)
• 10th Airport Fantasy Conversation #2 (2)
• 9th Fantasy Airport Conversation #1 (6)
• 8th Last Remaining Member of the Dharma Initiative (9)
• 7th There's Gnome Place Like the PNW (9)
• 6th Greatest Minds in the World (14)
• 5th Imaginary Resources are the Best (7)
• 4th Impact (7)
• 3rd Low Budget Porn Casting Call (10)
• 2nd Mindblowing Stuff (17)
• 1st Form Over Function is the Way of the World (7)

February 2007

• 28th Shrubbery Over the Eyes (10)
• 27th Lord of the Fries (16)
• 26th Happy Happy Joy Joy (10)
• 25th Where's the Giant Hook Thingee to Get Those People Off the Stage? (6)
• 24th Her Name was Lola (16)
• 23rd Fourteen Days and Counting (12)
• 22nd Could You Be My Girlfriend? (25)
• 21st Saturn Awards People are on Crack (12)
• 20th Reading and Commenting and Linking, Oh My (17)
• 19th Real News is Bald (10)
• 18th Empowering Women with Small Bits of Cloth (13)
• 17th A Little C-4 Goes a Long Way (7)
• 16th Spot the Looney, Answers (14)
• 15th Spot the Looney (18)
• 14th I Loves Me, I Loves Me Not, I Loves Me... (30)
• 13th Lamb On the Lamb No More (8)
• 12th Mysteries Make the Universe Go Round (8)
• 11th I Can't Stand Losing You When You Stand So Close to Me While I'm Walking on the Moon, Roxanne (11)
• 9th My Mother is Not a Geek (11)
• 8th Shopping and Mudding and Taping, Oh My! (4)
• 7th Somebody Stop Me (15)
• 6th Apparently, Male Sheep Make Choices Too (8)
• 5th Money Well Spent (5)
• 1st Karl's Quirks (Abridged) (21)

January 2007

• 31st Come One, Come All (9)
• 29th Now with NEW and IMPROVED Disorders! (17)
• 27th Give the Pink the Slip (8)
• 26th Es Muy Frio! (7)
• 25th Get Thee Behind Me, Everyone (12)
• 23rd Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavor in Your Stomach Overnight? (21)
• 22nd Big Strong Mayuns and Animals in the Fridge (9)
• 21st Who Ya Gonna Call? Harry. (10)
• 20th My Blog in January, 2037 (10)
• 19th TequilaCon, Here I Come (9)
• 18th Writing and Blogging and Xanaduing (11)
• 16th Typical Days and Panty Shrines (9)
• 15th Regis, Kelly, and Panda Porn (7)
• 14th Looking Beneath the Milk (13)
• 12th Submersed Below the Milk Line (16)
• 11th I'm Leaking (13)
• 10th Idiots Choice (12)
• 9th Am I Your 843rd Friend? (18)
• 8th Sew What? (8)
• 7th 2 Kewl Txt me (10)
• 6th Don't Hand Me the Tools (14)
• 5th SoFokYu (19)
• 4th Reporting My Availability (10)
• 3rd The Bloggies (6)
• 3rd How Long Can I Stretch Out 2006 in My Blog? (9)
• 2nd R.I.P. 2006 (17)
• 1st Happy New Year (4)

December 2006

• 30th AntiResolutions for 2007 (13)
• 28th How Can It Be Worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! (28)
• 27th A Merry 2HT Christmas (12)
• 25th You Wanna Get Wit Dis? (10)
• 24th Rub My Feet, Baby (10)
• 23rd Goodbye Rose Tyler (9)
• 22nd Jaime Murray Wearing Nothing But a Christmas Bow Under My Tree (9)
• 21st DSL and Family Scares (13)
• 20th Ballless Clueless Television Executives (11)
• 19th Awake When the World is Sleeping (21)
• 18th Tuesday Night Vistas (6)
• 17th Kinky and the Brain (5)
• 16th Am I a Perv? (26)
• 15th I've Got a Crush on You (22)
• 13th Call for Crushes (16)
• 11th The Truthiness of the Situation (8)
• 4th Dear Santa (11)

November 2006

• 30th Timelord Powers Activate (19)
• 28th Insanity Runs in the Family (7)
• 20th A Brief Lesson in Establishing Casinos (10)
• 13th Gag Me with a Spn (10)
• 9th Out of Town Message (10)
• 8th Barenaked Ladies Are Me (7)
• 7th That's Entertainment! (8)
• 6th Stitching Cardstock Quilts (11)
• 4th Happy Birthday, Hilly (8)
• 1st Changing the World (9)

October 2006

• 30th Ghost Stories and Screaming Children (15)
• 27th A Good Kind of Yeast Infection (19)
• 24th Give Me Sexual Liberty or Give Me Death (11)
• 21st They Say It's the First Thing to Go (16)
• 17th Feeling Safe and Happy (12)
• 16th Superheroes and Product Placement (12)
• 14th Waking up Blind With the House on Fire (15)
• 11th Plugging Into America (12)
• 10th Wish Fulfillment (9)
• 9th Walking to School Uphill...Both Ways (11)
• 6th Band-Aids For All (15)
• 5th Take a Bite Out of Crime (22)
• 4th Geekonomics (11)
• 3rd Early Campaign Questions (14)
• 2nd No More Namecalling, You Bastards (16)

September 2006

• 30th Mundane TV Talk (14)
• 29th Where Karl Uses Far Too Many Video Effects (18)
• 27th Word to Your Mutha, Dude (20)
• 26th Take Me to the Top (16)
• 25th I'm Alive (6)
• 22nd Rock Like It's 1985! (22)
• 21st Dare to Watch TV (25)
• 20th Changing My Mind at 11,000 Feet (23)
• 19th Film At Eleven: Behind the Scenes of the Birthday Dares (14)
• 18th Changing the World One Dance at a Time (27)
• 17th Birthday Dare 5: Not Bungee Jumping (35)
• 16th Birthday Dare 4: Public Buttons (27)
• 14th Birthday Dare 3: Superman (40)
• 13th Birthday Dare 2: Pop Rocks (42)
• 12th Birthday Dare 1: Vienna Sausage (48)
• 11th Not Just My Sister's Birthday (18)
• 10th Down to the Cellular Level (12)
• 9th What Kind of Song Tree Would I Be? (5)
• 8th Where Karl Says That He Happens to be Impressed (26)
• 7th Quitting Moratorium (24)
• 6th My Fantasy Involves the Dolce Group Being Firebombed (6)
• 5th Dying to Make Headlines (19)
• 4th The Fifth Decade (13)
• 3rd Screw the World (14)
• 2nd Karl Sells Out to The Man (17)
• 1st Blame it on the Brain (15)

August 2006

• 31st Lack O' Something (16)
• 30th Draw Rings (18)
• 29th Ernesto, Go Away (29)
• 28th My Cosmos are a Mess (18)
• 27th The Mysterious Turducken Behind SecondHand Tryptophan (26)
• 25th Where Karl Starts Taking Requests for Next Week (48)
• 24th Today is Blog Appreciation Day (UPDATED) (27)
• 23rd Jenny, I Got Your Number (24)
• 22nd Karl's Birthday Spectacular Contest (24)
• 21st A Revolutionary Idea from Neil (10)
• 21st Racing in Heels and Drowning in Chocolate (9)
• 20th So This is What the Vapors Are Like (34)
• 19th How My Session Yesterday Actually Went (13)
• 18th How My Sesssion Today Will Probably Not Sound (24)
• 17th Drugs, Designs, and Dates (28)
• 16th Can't Smile Without Some Sugar on Me (3)
• 16th Where Karl Rocks the House (48)
• 15th Taming the Feeds (32)
• 14th Liquid Terrorists (12)
• 13th One Book (15)
• 12th I Pictured More Posts (14)
• 12th Whole Lot of Nothing (17)
• 11th Old Testament, Real Wrath-of-God Type Stuff (32)
• 10th I Suppose You Think You're Funny (23)
• 9th Recapping with a Black Belt (9)
• 9th Help a Brother Out (44)
• 8th An Oaf's Part in Perfection (37)
• 7th Angela's Inner Babs (10)
• 6th Just Another Lazy QuizDay (7)
• 5th Top Ten Things I Miss About California (25)
• 4th Visions of Pirate Wenches that Know Karate (11)
• 4th 25 Minutes and the Golden Confirmation Number (20)
• 3rd Things You Usually Don't Tell Anyone About (33)
• 2nd Bullets Over BlogHer (26)
• 1st Impudent Man Returns Home (21)

July 2006

• 30th Hot Girls in Love...with Other Guys (17)
• 29th BlogHer 06 - Next Level Naked (1)
• 29th BlogHer 06 - Identity & Obligation (6)
• 29th Freaking Out Around Seven Billion Women (13)
• 28th BlogHer06 - Primp Your Blog (4)
• 27th Look Who's Coming Next Door! (10)
• 27th Low Budget Porn and BlogHer Foot Fetishists (8)
• 26th French Maids and Mojitos (16)
• 26th Woo Hoo! (14)
• 26th Feminism is Hot, Sugar (19)
• 25th Disney's Seedy Sunglasses Black Market (13)
• 24th I Know So Much About Fashion (1)
• 23rd At Signs, Asterisks, and Ampersands (21)
• 22nd Sweet Sweet Sunglasses (18)
• 21st Pretty in Pink (7)
• 21st Apparently, This is the Hairstyle I Should Go With (15)
• 21st I Left My Brunch in San Francisco (16)
• 20th I Need a Stylist, Stat! (13)
• 19th Searching For Costanza (13)
• 18th Black Socks and Birkenstocks (16)
• 17th I'm Too Stupid to Go to BlogHer (14)
• 17th Air Waitresses and Laugh Lines (10)
• 16th Stairways to Nowhere and Breakfast Harps (4)
• 15th Humping in Trivial Pursuit (11)
• 14th Look, Girls in Bikinis (13)
• 14th Eff You Up (8)
• 14th Camp Cheeky Monkey (10)
• 13th Aisle Take Her, Thanks (15)
• 12th Most Profound Words You've Ever Read (14)
• 12th Memeology (10)
• 11th Transformation (9)
• 10th 10 Things You'll Never Hear Me Say (23)
• 10th Get Me on The View (8)
• 10th Snarkin' in California (4)
• 9th Call to Arms (19)
• 8th Karl With a View (15)
• 7th Do These Red Tights Make My Crotch Look Fat? (18)
• 6th Believe it or Not, I'm Walking on Air (30)
• 6th Tiaras, FDS Armpits, and Antibacterial Lubes (24)
• 5th I Have Seen Your Camel (7)
• 4th Rednecks and Pyrotechnics - Ever a Good Mix? (24)
• 3rd Dropped My Tranny (20)
• 2nd Lumpy Nipple Juice (16)
• 1st SecondHand Greatest Hits (1)
• 1st Dave's Inner Babs (17)

June 2006

• 30th I'm Not That Naive (6)
• 29th DSL, Baby! (12)
• 29th Embarq This, Bitch (14)
• 28th Hurry Up, It's Time to Go! (22)
• 27th By the Power of Redskull... (10)
• 27th Dropping the Deuce (18)
• 26th I See Dead People to Rip Off (25)
• 25th The Cutting Crew (17)
• 24th To Sim Me is to Love Me (8)
• 24th Freddie (33)
• 23rd Fever (11)
• 22nd Digging My Scene (19)
• 22nd Use A Noun (8)
• 22nd Chicks and Their Asses (18)
• 21st Zombies Ate My Domain (17)
• 21st Foo Foo's Inner Babs (14)
• 20th What's in a Name? (28)
• 19th Where Has the Time Gone? (9)
• 19th Blog Primer (19)
• 18th 2247 (6)
• 18th Two Words in One (8)
• 17th Hey! Your Knakworst Just Got Into My Hutspot (3)
• 17th Five Things I've Been Tagged to Meme (15)
• 16th Happy One Year to Kapgar (11)
• 16th Hairy Aereolas (11)
• 15th Why I Hate You (29)
• 14th I'd Go Dutch Any Day of the Week (1)
• 14th Nicole's Inner Babs (23)
• 13th Do You Know the Way to San Jose? (24)
• 13th World Blogger Championship (16)
• 12th You Don't Have to Put on the Red Light (5)
• 12th Checkoutnudista (25)
• 11th Rainy Sunday Afternoon Pre-Nap Questions (20)
• 11th Snackie's Inner Babs (6)
• 10th An Idiot by Any Other Name (7)
• 9th Love Life Secrets (9)
• 9th Not the Purple One (5)
• 9th Life is a Movie (4)
• 9th What European City? (6)
• 9th 2HT 2 Quit! (15)
• 8th Birks (2)
• 8th Quirky Happenstances (16)
• 7th Where are Waldo and Karl? (0)
• 7th The Importance Of NOT Being Karl..... (17)
• 6th Blog Swap Tomorrow (5)
• 6th Chase's Inner Babs (10)
• 5th Leg Cramps Probably Caused by w00t (14)
• 5th Violently Rubbing Gator Bellies (10)
• 4th Karl was Never Heard From Again (14)
• 3rd Yes, the 409 is Two Hundred and Eighty Dollars (9)
• 2nd Emails from Jesus (9)
• 2nd I Lack the Words (10)
• 1st Your Inner Barbara Walters (21)
• 1st Tampons Do Not Scare Me (28)

May 2006

• 31st World No Tobacco Day (25)
• 31st Casual Conversations (18)
• 30th Did You Spill Your Drink or are You Just Happy to See Me? (7)
• 30th Californ Eye Ay (7)
• 29th Thanks (11)
• 29th Happy Memorial Day (6)
• 29th What If Your Dope was on Fire? (7)
• 28th That is One Seriously Groovy Hat (6)
• 28th So You Say You Like My Structure? (15)
• 27th This is an Incredibly Romantic Moment and You're Ruining it For Me (4)
• 27th Big Fat Meme - Fifty Questions (14)
• 26th My First Chat Quote (13)
• 26th Say, What's Your Sheep's Name? (12)
• 25th Would You Say I Have a Plethora of Pinatas? (1)
• 25th Another Season is Over (15)
• 24th Fanfare is Overrated, Anyway (11)
• 23rd My Little Renter...He's All Growns Up (1)
• 23rd One Night in Bangkok (12)
• 23rd Head Crushing Kegels (10)
• 22nd To Skype or Not To Skype (13)
• 22nd I Don't (Necessarily) Hate You (22)
• 22nd Idiots: Let Us Entertain You (8)
• 21st Now That's a Party (2)
• 21st Karl Needs... (16)
• 20th My Secret Identities Are Revealed (19)
• 19th Why I Cannot Stand Your Blog (29)
• 18th I Don't Want Anybody Else (10)
• 18th Hopelessly Devoted to You, Jaime Murray (25)
• 17th Best Sites to Visit While Stoned (12)
• 17th Everybody Say Hello (7)
• 16th Interview with a Pachyderm (11)
• 16th Click & Comment Day (6)
• 15th The Arse Always Wins (16)
• 15th 40 Questions (16)
• 15th You Smell Like Old Socks...I Love That About You (0)
• 14th I Survived the Country (7)
• 13th Rinse, Shave, and Repeat (10)
• 12th Perchance to Dream... (6)
• 12th On the Outside (2)
• 12th Darked Alive - Victory! (11)
• 12th Darked Alive - The End (8)
• 12th DA - Day 07 4:50pm (2)
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• 12th DA - Day 07 4:25pm (1)
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• 12th DA - Day 07 3:55pm (0)
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• 12th Cancer F*cking Blows (10)
• 11th DA - Day 06 5:00pm (4)
• 11th American Idiots (11)
• 11th DA - Day 06 1:30pm (1)
• 11th No BlogHer (12)
• 11th DA - Day 06 10:00am (4)
• 11th DA - Day 06 7:15am (0)
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• 11th Darked Alive - Day 06 1:20am (4)
• 10th DA - Day 05 9:00pm (6)
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• 10th Porpoise (4)
• 10th DA - Day 05 2:10pm (18)
• 10th DA - Day 05 10:15am (6)
• 10th DA - Day 05 7:30am (1)
• 10th DA - Day 05 4:15am (8)
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• 9th Say Hello To My First Renter (3)
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April 2006

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March 2006

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February 2006

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January 2006

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October 2005

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September 2005

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August 2005

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