Well, consider this a late Christmas present to all of you. The 5 or 6 subscribers I still have left, anyway.
After retrieving the videos from my old laptop’s external drive, and then converting them all for use on my new Mac, and then watching over an hour’s worth of footage, I cut it all down to this video. It’s the Grand Finale from 2009, the one no one has ever seen…until now. This is the one that ended the Birthday Dares and damaged my body, simultaneously.
I don’t think I need to say this, but I will, anyway. This video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, I know, but my BLOG is NSFW, either. Or children. I bear no responsibility for future therapy bills for you, coworkers, or minors.
I hope you enjoy it. And crank the volume so you can hear all of the dialogue. I turned up most of it in the editing, but not all of it.
Oh, and yes, 15 minutes and change IS the best I can do.