The Lost Birthday Dare Grand Finale from 2009

Well, consider this a late Christmas present to all of you. The 5 or 6 subscribers I still have left, anyway.

After retrieving the videos from my old laptop’s external drive, and then converting them all for use on my new Mac, and then watching over an hour’s worth of footage, I cut it all down to this video. It’s the Grand Finale from 2009, the one no one has ever seen…until now. This is the one that ended the Birthday Dares and damaged my body, simultaneously.

I don’t think I need to say this, but I will, anyway. This video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, I know, but my BLOG is NSFW, either. Or children. I bear no responsibility for future therapy bills for you, coworkers, or minors.

I hope you enjoy it. And crank the volume so you can hear all of the dialogue. I turned up most of it in the editing, but not all of it.

Oh, and yes, 15 minutes and change IS the best I can do.

http://vimeo.com/user522691/rollerderbydare

 

11 Responses to The Lost Birthday Dare Grand Finale from 2009
  1. Blondefabulous
    January 7, 2013 | 6:32 am

    OMGOMGOMG!!!!! This is so awesome!!!! You really did well for a complete beginner. Damn my hair was long back then! Now KandyPants Karl will live in infamy!

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Blondefabulous, Very glad you liked it. Sure took me long enough to get to, eh?

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  2. LeSombre
    January 7, 2013 | 8:31 am

    That was the funniest stuff ever! Except the part were you hurt yourself. I’m sorry you tore your RCs, man.

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @LeSombre, Thanks, dude. At least now everyone can see HOW it happened. And I’m pretty much as good as new, thanks to physical therapy. Even if it did take years for me to do something about it.

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  3. Blondefabulous
    January 7, 2013 | 12:16 pm

    Do is the video not safe for work because of all the boob in it, cause DAMN! Erin & I had it all out there, eh?

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Blondefabulous, Indeed. But it’s my penchant for swearing that makes it NSFW, not the boobage.

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  4. kapgar
    January 7, 2013 | 5:58 pm

    That was beyond awesome! Loved the outfit and, of course, it would have to come from Wal-Mart.

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @kapgar, It’s about the only viable option in my little town. Wardrobe was perfect. :)

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  5. Connie
    January 7, 2013 | 10:50 pm

    Score!

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Connie, It’s easy to score in derby, as long as you don’t count on me to do it.

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  6. Maria Vincent
    January 10, 2013 | 8:12 am

    Movie came out great- Pics are good- Glad the arm and hand are finally healed

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