When in Doubt, Do a Meme

Stolen from Blogography because I don’t know what else to post.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? There’s a scar on my right thumb. I don’t remember how I got it. Yeah, it’s been that long. Either that or I’m just old.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Paint.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? An antique iPhone 3G.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I like most music, except for country and rap. And opera. Right now my favorite is the latest album from The Cars.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I think it was around 2:30 in the afternoon.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A million dollars.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS? My grandma.
8. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? Unlikely, but there might be some crazy person out there.
9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? A girl I was dating.
10. WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? I always joke that it’s Tyrone, but it’s Thomas.
11. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED? That’s a tough one. I’m going with MASH.
12. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? My mother.
13. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Are you kidding? I get scared in the light.
14. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Another toughie. I rarely cry. I’m gonna go with an ex-girlfriend. What? I can be sensitive.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Rarely wear any myself. But I’d love a perfume for women that makes them smell like cupcakes.
16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I gravitate to brunettes. Don’t really have a favorite eye color, though I will say redheads with green eyes have been my downfall more than once.
17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Smart.
18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Coffee. Red Bull tastes like crap.
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Italian sausage, pepperoni, onions.
20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A giant bowl of Fruity Pebbles with ice-cold milk.
21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD? That’d be me. I am my own worst enemy and all that happy horseshit. Someone other than me? I’d say the mother that gave her 8-year-old daughter Botox.
22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? I’m rusty, but I can still manage some Pig Latin.
23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? Um, life?
24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Sure, I like lots of someones. I crush easily.
25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
26. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don’t have one. If I had to choose, I’d say Tee Fury or Threadless. Yes, I’m very aware that I need a makeover.
27. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR? A time-traveling Delorean.
28. WHAT COLOUR IS IT? Silver.
29. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF EXERCISE? One that doesn’t require me to do anything.
30. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I have, and it sucked.
31. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Open your mouth and speak.
32. WRITE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 18.
33. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Already said this, but brunettes have dominated my dating pool over the years.
34. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? 69! Heh.
35. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Stupid people.
36. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHAT PLACE DID YOU LIKE BEST? Yes. Lived in England for three years. My favorite place in my limited out-of-country travels was Amsterdam, though.
37. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Kryptonite, self-doubt, women…in no particular order.
38. FRIES/CHIPS, RICE, OR BEANS? Fries.
39. FIRST JOB? I had a newspaper route. My first REAL job, though, was as a disc jockey.
40. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE? Yes.
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS? Watching TV. Still am.
42. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don’t need plastic surgery. I need REAL surgery for my messed-up shoulder.
43. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS MEME? Bored and don’t know what else to blog.
44. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My sense of humor, though it’s been waning of late.
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Build a speakeasy.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new shoulder.
47. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I have two. I’m too old to start over. Just don’t have the energy needed to run after little ones.
48. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My grandfathers.
49. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes, Jaime Murray.
50. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE? My opposable thumbs.
51. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Ham, veggies, and rice.
52. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really. It’s at the point now, though, where my handwriting doesn’t get exercised very often.
53. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
54. ANY BAD HABITS? Answering memes? OK, I’m riddled with bad habits.
55. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? A Paula Abdul remix album.
56. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on the day.
57. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Yes, but I was 6.
58. DO LOOKS MATTER? To a degree, but they matter a lot less if you can make me laugh.
59. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Wait, I can RELEASE it? I’m a bottler, mostly. I can rant, however.
60. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Um, the Guinness brewery?
61. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? No.
62. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? Talking G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip.
63. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE? I don’t know how many phone numbers there are, but I have 1,192 contacts.
64. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Incessantly.
65. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope.
66. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Yes.
67. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PLACE TO LIVE? Good cell coverage, movie theaters with stadium seating, weather that doesn’t get too cold.
68. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Just Karl.
69. HOW MANY HATS DO YOU OWN? WHAT’S YOUR HAT SIZE? Lots of baseball caps. I don’t know my hat size.
70. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yes.
71. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING? Yeah.
72. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint chocolate chip.
73. ARE YOU LAZY? Yes.
74. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT? “Forget You” by CeeLo Green, and the entire new album by The Cars.
75. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND? Barenaked Ladies, though not so much now that Steven Page is no longer with them.
76. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? None. I’m not wise.
77. DO YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL THIS YEAR? Yes, but I’m skipping BlogHer, anyway.
78. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? CNN? Seriously, how many times can I say I’m listening to The Cars’ latest album?
79. LAST THING YOU ATE? Dummy, that was covered in #51.
80. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A friend.
81. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? That I need to brush my teeth.
82. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? “My Father’s Chair” by Rick Springfield. Yes, really.
83. FAVOURITE TWO THINGS TO HATE? Hmm, lima beans and Dave Matthews.
84. FAVOURITE DRINK? Non-alcoholic? Cherry Coke Zero. Alcoholic, Guinness.
85. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo, though I don’t really believe in astrology.
86. SPORTS YOU LIKE TO WATCH? Um, poker?
87. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Brown.
88. EYE COLOUR? Hazel.
89. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Yes.
90. SIBLINGS? Yes!
91. FAVOURITE MONTH(s)? October. It’s when it finally starts to cool down in Florida.
92. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Ew, no. HATE seafood.
93. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The series finale of Smallville.
94. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I don’t have one.
95. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Very much so.
96. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter…as long as I’m somewhere that doesn’t get snow.
97. KISSES OR HUGS? Why not both?
98. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Normally, I’d say relationships, but at the moment I’d take a one-night stand.
99. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY? Jaime Murray.
100. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ASK YOU ON A DATE? Jaime Murray.
101. BOOKS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE TURNED INTO A FILM? The Repairman Jack series.