Random blatherings.
I went to church again today. It’s weird. They say if you want to find God, the first step is always to be looking for Him. But the fastest way to find love, so they say, is to NOT be looking for it. Yet God IS love, so…
and some alternate universe just exploded
Again, I felt nothing. Just went on Autopilot, mostly. That’s one thing about going to a Catholic church (no matter which you choose): consistency. Mass is Mass, anywhere you go.
The priest doesn’t give sermons. I like a good sermon. Medium, please, just a teeny bit pink in the center.
Seriously, I think I need to hear something that speaks to me. A message from Above. No burning bush, please, that’d just piss off the neighbors. I’d totally take a visit from Roma Downey, but hey, I’d settle for a phone call or some IM’ing.
AlphaOmega42: Please press ‘1′ to pray for faith, press ‘2′ for inner peace, press ‘3′ for world peace, press ‘4′ for Other Requests…
Me: OMG, I finally get You online and You send me to voicemail hell. This is probably going to be answered in India somewhere.
AO42: Heh, just fucking with you, Karl.
Me: I KNEW IT! I *knew* You were fucking with me! The universe is laughing at me!
AO42: Not like *that* idjit.
I can’t believe I’m watching Glee. I think the Testosterone Society may revoke my testicular license.
Told you it was random.
- written on my iPhone
What do you do with the borrowed vagina when you’re finished with it?
I don’t think speaking to God, or hearing Him, requires a building.
And maybe right now, he’s still listening.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
May 6th, 2010 at 12:28 am
@Sybil Law, Finished with it??
And the building is more for me, really.
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If you like sermons, download some off of itunes or something. They’re all over the place. I don’t know if they’re catholic or not though.
Praying for peace for you.
Love you, beyotch.
xoxo
Sheila´s last blog ..Urgh. Argh. *
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