CONTEST
Eden Fantasys is providing me with a prize to give away to you, my lovely, dirty readers. It’s a $25 gift certificate to their shop, and believe me when I tell you, there are lots of things for girls and guys alike in that store. You could even use that $25 toward their Kissa glass vibrator. It’s waterproof and everything.
RULES
1. Email me your funniest sex stories. I want the stuff that makes me spit beer through my nose. Confusing super glue for lube is tragic, by the way, not especially funny. Email your stories to karl at secondhandkarl dot com. Be sure to put Crazy Sex Story in the SUBJECT.
2. Deadline is MIDNIGHT on Wednesday, March 24. That’s just before we officially hit Thursday. Don’t be late.
3. One entry per person, please.
4. I will not be judging the contest. Instead, I have chosen three remarkable individuals to read the stories and come up with a winner and a runner-up. The judges are: Michel (LeSombre), Shannon (Bubblewench), and Janet (IzzyMom). They won’t see the names or emails of the people sending the stories, just the stories themselves.
5. Funniest story receives the $25 gift certificate to Eden Fantasys. Runner-up will receive a special prize from the SecondHand TryptoGear store. It might even contain a peek at the new 2HT design, coming to a browser near you very soon.
So…get to writing. Make us laugh with your dirty, dirty self.
I’m having a really hard time just picking one. I might send you two and let you decide which is funnier.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
@cindy w, Send away. There aren’t many entries yet.
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Can it be something I’ve posted on my blog before? Years ago?
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:38 pm
@usedtobeme, Yes.
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Oh and I don’t want to win, I just wanted to share!!
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