Day in the Life of Herb

Propaganda

Herb here. So freaking tired of hearing such bad things about us clones. I wander around this giant Karl’s place and find this. Ugh. Yes, Luke Skywalker, you’re sooo heroic! Han Solo shot first! Yoda is a fierce fighting machine!

You don’t hear about the whole Leia kissing her brother shit in the tabloids, do you, though? No, of course not. It’s Death Star this, and evil Emperor that, and Darth Vader’s new low-carb diet. Bah.

Alien Encounters

Then I was at this little cafe when I ran across a little green man. Great conversation that totally brought me back down to Hoth. Well, Earth, in this case. Turns out we both have family on Tatooine, which is a nasty dirtball of a planet, but hey…not like I have to live there.

7 Responses to Day in the Life of Herb
  1. Coal Miner's Granddaughter
    March 16, 2010 | 3:38 pm

    Poor Herb. The propaganda against the Empire CAN be tiring. He just needs to burn some comics and he’ll feel better.
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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, Not easy being in the Empire.

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  2. kapgar
    March 16, 2010 | 7:25 pm

    A class-action libel lawsuit against the Rebellion is forthcoming!

    *TK-421 Signing Off*
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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @kapgar, Thank God. It’s about time.

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  3. Sybil Law
    March 16, 2010 | 9:16 pm

    Hahahahaha

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Sybil Law, Gotta love Herb.

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  4. martymankins
    March 21, 2010 | 8:19 pm

    I hope Herb got a cut of the sales from the Star Wars video game franchise.
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