Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take.
Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes!
Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of “an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth” didn’t you get?
Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn’t think there’d be walking involved?
Bob: Assumed we’d be cameling most of the way.
Chuck: You know what they say about assuming. Doesn’t make you very wise.
Larry: What’d you get the kid?
Chuck: Gold.
Larry: Nice. Hard to go wrong with gold.
Chuck: That was my thinking, too.
Bob: I got Him some jewels. Rubies, emeralds -
Larry: What the fuck, Bob?! You can’t give the baby Messiah jewels! That’s a choking hazard!
Chuck: Clearly. Why not just give him a bag of broken glass, or a basket of asps?
Bob: What?
Chuck: Why do you think I went with gold bars? Coins? Not child-friendly.
Larry: Hello? Hello? Anybody in there? THINK, McFly! Are you trying to KILL the freaking Son of God?
Bob: No, of course not. I’m just stupid when it comes to kids.
Chuck: Should have got Mable to help pick out the gift, man.
Larry: I still need to get something, anyway.
Chuck: Not like you to be last minute. Everything okay at home?
Larry: Damn teenage son. Caught him hitting the poppies again.
Bob: Shit. Sorry, Larry.
Larry: Hell, who hasn’t enjoyed some smoke every now and again, but at 13?
Chuck: The mind is still forming at that point, critical development stage…
Larry: Right? *sigh*
Bob: Hey, look! A mini mart!
Chuck: You’re getting the Christ Child gifts from a convenience store? Really?
Bob: What are we supposed to do, Chuck? It’s fucking December 24th! Not like there are a lot of choices!
Larry: Ooh, teriyaki camel jerky! I love that shit.
Chuck: Well, smack my ass and call me a gentile! They have myrrh! Can you believe it?
Larry: What brand?
Chuck: What does it fucking matter, Larry? It’s myrrh from a mini mart. What do you think you’re gonna find here? Dolce?
Larry: Good point.
Chuck: Now, Bob, see if they have some frankinsence. We may be able to pull this out of our asses yet, gents!














Haha! Like that picture, too!
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Kickass!
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Hilarious. You? Are kind of crazy. And I dig it.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
December 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am
@Kellee, Once in a while I have a moment.
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