So I really messed up my hand the other night. Fell right on my fingers. Hyperextended them. Which is doctor speak for “bent them back so far I heard crunchy noises.” Fortunately, the hand isn’t broken…just severely sprained. I’m now wearing this little support glove thing.
This means that I’m taking a day or two before I continue on with the Birthday Dares here at 2HT. Yes, tomorrow is my birthday. Yes, I have two other dares in the can, ready for me to edit. Still need to finish another. But my editing skills are sparse, at best. And with a fucked up hand? Not good at all. Mere typing is painful. And it’s my right hand, which is my mouse hand, so you’ll have to be patient.
Nevertheless, the show must go on. I’m talking about SecondHand Radio tonight at 10 PM EST. It’s my last show as a 42-year-old, and I have a magnificent guest lined up to enchant and entertain you.
Kelly, otherwise known as Mocha Momma. I first met Kelly at BlogHer four years ago in San Jose. She’s funny as hell, engaging, way smarter than me, not to mention hot.
Hope you’ll join us for tons of fun conversation, live chatroom antics, and call-in action, too.
Showtime: 10 PM EST, 9 PM CST, 7PM Pacific
Show Link: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738
Call-In Number: (724) 444-7444, Call ID 23738
Schedule of Guests available here.
You’ll be there, right? I mean, it’s Mocha Freaking Momma. And it’s my birthday show, kinda.
Is that what they’re calling it these days? Mousing?
Besides, I thought you were a lefty. *snerk*
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 2:51 am
@Kris, I don’t say “mousing,” babe. I just say “rubbing one out.”
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You big pussy! I’ve busted my ass when I started doing derby and I haven’t bitched! What ever you did to fuck up your hand was probably sex related anyway! Be proud. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lives forever!
Looooooove you Karl!
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 2:52 am
@Blondefabulous, I know. If only I’d died while filming a dare. I’d be HUGE on the internet.
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Oh no Karl! That sucks. Sprains hurt so badly. Keep it elevated and iced. Hate those crunchy noises. That’s how I blew out my knee.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 2:52 am
@Black Belt Mama, Yeah, not enjoying it, I must say.
It’ll be fine in a week. I hope.
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Hope your hand feels better soon!
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 2:53 am
@Jamie, thanks. Me too.
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Happy birthday, Karl!
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 2:53 am
@Avitable, Thanks, man. It was a good one.
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It could only have been a better birthday if I had jumped out of a cake. Imagine what would have happened to your hand then.
Thanks for having me on the show! It was a wonderful time.
xoxo
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