Comments on: Shrinky Dink Conversations

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:42:21 +0000

@martymankins, Yeah, I worry a little about getting a girlfriend. What if, by the very act of getting laid, I become somehow chaste in my writing?

By: martymankins

martymankins — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:14:44 +0000

My favorite line above:

“If I was in a romantic relationship, do you think I’d be writing about vaginas all the time?”

Such truer words, however sad, have never been spoken.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:44:48 +0000

@Kristi of Million Dream Mom, I'm easy to find at BlogHer. Just look for the dude in the offensive t-shirts. There's a different one on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. We can curl up in the fetal position together. And rumor has it there WILL be karaoke.

By: Kristi of Million Dream Mom

Kristi of Million Dream Mom — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:11:08 +0000

If I happen to meet you at BlogHer (and I hope I will, though MY (undiagnosed) social anxiety is through the roof about the conference right now, and I’m not sure I’ll be able to talk to ANYONE, lol), I will SO be glad to ease anxiety by talking about boobs and vaginas. Hell, I’ll even karaoke “The Vagina Song” by the Bloodhound Gang with you if you want. (Is there karaoke at BlogHer? If not, should we make it happen??)

I also like to make jokes about things involving the butt. I hope that’s OK.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:39:44 +0000

@Coal Miner's Granddaughter, After hanging with you in Kentucky? Yeah, that's more than a little tempting. Atlanta, right? I need to get up there before Diana leaves.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:39:05 +0000

@Kris, Aw, thanks very much. For the stripping offer, I mean.

By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter

Coal Miner's Granddaughter — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:20:49 +0000

You should so come up here for a spell. My 3-year-old daughter and I just had an entire conversation about vaginas. You would have felt at peace.

By: Kris

Kris — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:03:42 +0000

Well I would’ve taken my clothes off for you, but that wouldn’t have helped with the projectile vomiting or the urge to drink. *Snerk*

If you ever need my email, hon, USE IT. I’m always willing to listen, commiserate, smack you down…whatever.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:16:07 +0000

@Sybil Law, I’ve been on more medication, that’s for sure. I’m what they call “treatment resistent,” meaning that some meds don’t even TOUCH me, while others require higher doses of meds to be effective.

And I fully expect to see a nuts post from you very soon. I mean, if you’re as obsessed with nuts as I am vaginas? It’s got to be good.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:14:34 +0000

@Wendy, That’s very generous of you. But then you’d have to see someone about YOUR mental health.