Hello All!
I’m from Junk Food 4 the Soul.
I had a post all ready set to go but then I changed my mind. I thought of a way to make my rant fun for all of us. (I love to rant for those of you that don’t know me)
Does anyone else listen to Kidd Kraddrick in the morning while driving to work?
Well, Kidd has this thing he does called, “Get over it.” The premise is that people call in and end with the tag line, “get over it” For example, for you slow learners in the back of the classroom that came to school on the “special bus” (I’m nothing if not really super nice!) ... I would call in and say,
“Hey Karl, so I was wearing your underwear the night I started my period*. Get over it.”
Or.
“Hey Karl, so I left you for somebody who was taller**. Get over it.”
So, you get the idea by now, yes?
Well, I’m implementing my own, “Get over it” thingy right here on Karl’s blog where “the powers that be” can’t find me. (I hope! — sometimes telling everyone in the world that you have a blog isn’t the best idea. I will note that for my next life)
Alrighty, you ready for this?? Here we go…
Hey Family Member, I don’t like you because I think you’re a snob and for some reason I let you make me feel like crap every time I’m around you. You are this kind of mom and I am not. Stop pretending you like me. We aren’t friends just because we’re family. Get over it.
Hey Co-Worker, I’m sorry you don’t like your pay. I didn’t hire you nor did I force you to take your low paying job. Get over it.
Hey Bank Person, yep we’re moving out of this house and if doesn’t sell then you can have it back and I don’t care what happens because you refuse to work with us. You. Are. A. Dumbass. And you suck major monkey balls. Get over it.
Now, it’s your turn… Tell someone to “get over it!”
I am having difficulty putting something in the “get over it” context. Gimme a minute…
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I got one!
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Dude, it’s not my fault you made WAY more money than me while having way less technical skill so that when layoffs happened your job got cut while this newbie got to keep hers and do yours too. GET OVER IT! *BURN*
Wait, I think I get burned in there too. Damn.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@Poppy, I’m glad you didn’t get laid off!
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LOL @Poppy
Hey you. I’m sorry that I actually like hanging out with my teenaged son, and you can’t stand the way yours acts enough to hang out with him. But I’m not going to hang out with mine less to make you feel like a better dad, so get over it.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@Angel Smith, Agreed. Never change how you parent to make someone else feel better.
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It’s not my problem you get your panties in a bunch when I have some success, and then you get your nose out of joint and treat me unfairly. How about you grow up, suck it up and “get over it!”
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@Sassy, jealously sucks. It makes people do crazy ass things.
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OMFG~~~*i* needed this so fucking bad~~~{sorry karl for this long ass mother fucking post}~~
Yes, *i* did something in 1995 that fucking saved my life! Get fucking over it!!
*i* would do it again, except *i* wouldn’t wait fucking 11 months to do it!! Get over it!!
Yes, *i* know what *i* did may seem weird *to fucking you* but it’s something that *i* thought long and fucking hard about~~*i* even drove from arkansas to fucking Denver to see another fucking doctor for his opinion~~in fucking february when it was snowing!
*i* had to buy a fucking 4 wheel drive SUV to be able to make the fucking road trip~and then when i got back, *i* had to see a fucking head dr for 6 months~~and it almost cost me my life because of the delay that the insurance company demanded okay!
Yes, *i* fucking know that most men *and most women* BTFW believe breasts on a woman are beautiful~so do fucking *i*
and Yes, *i* know a fucking *boob job* doesn’t cost that fucking much~~and if *i* wanted to have a fucking boob job *i* would have one, Get fucking over it!!
as matter of fact you fucking retard, my fucking boobs have cost me over $50,000.00, yes fifty fucking thousand dollars~~that is my fucking cost, not counting what the insurance company paid
Get over it~~you stupid inconsiderate asshole~~ *i* had a choice Breast cancer or my little bitty titties~~so yes, mother fucker, *i* had them cut off!! Get fucker over it~~stop telling me you will pay for me to have a fucking boob job!
It’s not that fucking simple~~*i* no longer have any muscles to hold the god damn fucking implants in place~~
if it could be done, *i* would have done it in 95, or 99, or 2001 or fuck *i* would do it now if it was possible! Get fucking over it~~
i have prosthesis that are custom made and designed where i can well fuck you, *i* have a full B, full C, full D, and 3 different fucking nipple designs
*i* will challange any fucking woman to a wet t shirt contest and fucking win~~ *i* have won every fucking boob contest *i* have entered~~and yes, *i* don’t have fucking boobs!! *i* have 6 different sets of boobs~~
*i* have very little scaring, and my breast surgeon brought in a neurologist so *i* still have all the nerve sensations on my chest (and yes, my nipples itch, ache and the feelings are all there~~ it’s just nothing but skin and bones unless i wear a camisole top which holds my *falsies* in place~~
Get fucking over it, *i* got over it a long fucking time ago~~
yes, i know reconstruction can be done, it’s fucking 6 surgeries, implanting fake skin, and the doctors might me able to get me to a fucking A CUP~~ and yes i could have nipples tattooed on, or have nipples transplanted
but why in the fuck would i want to~~i would loose my nerve endings, loose more use of my arms and would really then LOOK like something out of a fucking freak show~~
because i made the decision to save my life instead of save my boobies, GET FUCKING OVER IT
oh and PS~~i can tell you one thing mother fucker, you won’t ever have to worry about seeing my chest again, because if you were the last fucking penis on earth, *i* still wouldn’t show you my vagina again~~ *i* can take care of that myself too if i have to
GET fucking over it!!
now that i have blown everyone out of the water~~this is something that anyone who knows me IRL for more than an hour knows about~~
and i had planned to do a full frontal nudity last year on october, because i am all about educational and early detection~~i had my surgery before i was 40~~ i had my first “bad lump” removed when i was 27 years old
and this was before genetic testing for the breast cancer gene (which i do have)
so i am all about showing off my chest and educating women and MEN about the importance of breast cancer awareness~~
and i heard tonight, from the person who has been fucking me for over a month, wanted me to have a boob job because he liked breasts~~ hey mother fucker, i told him within the first 15 minutes during our first conversation about my surgery
and he said he didn’t have a problem with it~~because with my top on, and my fake boobs on, especially the largest pair with the very erect nipples, i look damn good (i have pictures of me in a wet t shirt on my blog)
and i have met many men who do have a problem with me not having real breasts~~what is a fucking boob job~~fake breasts~~and i can wear magnets where my boobs stay on too if i so choose
but like i told him, lance armstrong gave up his balls for testicular cancer, and he is still a man
and what is the fucking difference if you really think about it
their purpose is to create or feed offspring, they really don’t have anything to do with anything else (i know they enhance sex, but hey i still have my nerve endings and that is all that is between my skin and ribs, so *i* am probably more sensitive than most women (and i am basing that one the fact i have more sensation now than before i had surgery)
Get over it~~ i don’t have breasts, i have many pairs of breasts with different styles of nipples so get over it!!
what i really told him was to fuck off and die mother fucker, he wouldn’t have to be bothered by my bare chest or my fucking vagina ever again
his answer “but i want you to be a complete woman”
that’s when I really told him to FUCK OFF AND DIE, and be real careful in checking his balls, because karma is a fucking bitch, and my karma angels were really pissed off, and i hoped they didn’t have to remove his penis when they had to remove his balls due to cancer or some other disease!!
damn, i sure feel better since i got that off of my chest~~~~~~~~~~~~LOL
i have been steaming mad for over an hour, wanting somewhere to fucking vent so
I COULD GET OVER IT~~~THANK YOU Karl from the bottom of my heart and soul for having Junk for 4 the soul to post during your summer of love~~
this post probably saved my life~~ because i know my blood pressure was way to fucking high~~and thank goddess that all my guns are locked in my brother from another mother’s gun safe in atlanta or i might have been tempeted to kill the worthless mother fucker!!
know that i feel a million times better, it’s kind of funny how life works~~ i am sorry for posting such a long comment, but i just had to get it off my chest!!
ps ya know what is fun? to fuck with people’s heads with my boobs~~ ya know like a bitch of a waitress, *i* have been known to(with encouragement, to move them around, have them up, down, one on top of the other, all kinds of jokes have been played on rude crude and socially unacceptable people with my boobs!
and hey, i can run around topless because the laws read, “a woman can not display her nipples in public”
but that story is mine for future blog fodder, now that i have exposed my online secret~~which i had planned to announce during breast cancer month
who knows, maybe all of this happened now for a reason because maybe some female reader will find a lump in her breast, or maybe one of your male readers will find a lump in their females breast and maybe this will save a life now!
BTW~~reconstructive surgery has come a long way since 95, and today, if a woman has to have a mastectomy, she can have a plastic surgeon in the operating room and she will have a matching pair within a certain time frame
but that was not possible for me, then or now
once again, thank you karl and thank you junk food 4 the soul
and everyone please do monthly breast exams, every month, guys it is something you can do to~~the greatest gift you could give a woman is do a breast exam~~(that is how my mom discovered her lump~my dad found it (and he wasn’t giving her a breast exam) but it saved her life~~6 months after i had my surgery, dad found a lump in mom’s breast~ and it was stage 3!
and mom has been breast cancer free for 13 years this month!!
thank you once again!
BGWD (Big Grin With Dimples)
cc in motion
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
@ms snarky nice bitch, Holy Moly! I’m glad I could um, kinda help. I’m so impressed you have six pairs of boobs! How awesome! My hubby would love that.
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ms snarky nice bitch Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@Janelle, and they are all different sizes and shapes with various degrees of erect nipples
ROTHFLMTO
*i* learned years and years ago to laugh and have fun with it ya know
beat the fuck out of having breast cancer!!
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I think Sm Snarky Nice Bitch just wrote a month of posts in one comment.
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I also think it’s funny that I called her Sadomasochist Sm instead of Ms. I haven’t woken up yet. Sorry!
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Poppy, It’s noon my time and I still haven’t woke up. Need more coffee STAT!
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HEY Poppy~~~
Get over it!!!
{please, i mean it in the nicest way possible}
and your second comment made me sit coke on the screen through my laptop
charlene
aka cc in motion
aka ms snarky nice bitch
and now, thanks to you Sadomasochist Nice Bitch
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I am now laughing like Randy eating his mashed potatoes and meatloaf like the piggies do in A Christmas Story.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@Poppy, I love that movie!!!! Shall I send you a pink bunny outfit for Christmas this year? If I do, you HAVE to take a picture
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Clearly, I have no anger toward anyone or anything, so I have no idea what I’d say here.
*snort* OK, but it was funny. I just vented last week.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@Secondhand Karl, I feel kinda bad doing my “20 things post” and then following it up with this post… clearly I can’t stay happy for too long. LOL
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ms snarky nice bitch Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@Janelle, we all have to vent ya know!!
*i* had planned to do the *i have no boobs* for october, it being breast cancer month, but hey~~it kind of slipped out
and on karl’s blog instead of mine
**even though i am now starting to post about the whole thing**
i worked as a breast cancer advocate for many years, helping women get DX, treatment, “get over” losing their breasts
**i’m kind of infamous around here for showing my boobs~~esp since *i* tech don’t have any
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I won’t post a comment. Get over it.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@LeSombre, HA! But you did post a comment! I win!!!
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So I’m way way cuter than you are and my hair is better. Like OMIGOD, get o-ver it, totally!
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
@Hilly, Wait. How did you know that I was jealous of how pretty you are and how I love your hair? I thought I hide it pretty well. Guess not. Well, my secret is out: Hilly IS beautiful and I wish I had her hair.
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Hilly Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@Janelle, Bwahahaha, I was actually kidding and saying it to all women in general! Just me being silly!
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*i* have another one
YES, i carry my 2 dead husbands around with me!! GET OVER IT
ROFLMTO
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 11:44 am
@ms snarky nice bitch, ANOTHER ONE? Are you KIDDING?!
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ms snarky nice bitch Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Secondhand Karl, YES, GET OVER IT!!!
ROTFLMTO
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Oh, and yes, I wear underwear. Haven’t you seen me dancing in my boxers? Get over it!
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@Secondhand Karl, Of course I’ve seen the video! But I was hoping that in non YouTubeness you just went commando… a girl can dream
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@Janelle, I’ve been naked on my blog more than once, hon. And come October, you’ll likely see more than enough of me…again.
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You call out Karl’s name while you’re cleaning the toilet?!
Hahah
Anyway, so hmm…. I don’t think I have any issues with anyone right now. Well, there’s ALWAYS my FIL, but he’ll be dealt with soon enough…. So anyway, get the fuck over it. I don’t have anything.
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@Sybil Law, Yes, I totally change the lyrics to that “Oh Sheila” song to “Oh Karl” when I’m cleaning. Wait. I thought everyone did that?? Or is just me?
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I have friends. People like me. That makes you feel bad, for some reason.
Get over it.
(Janelle, the idea of you hollering “get over it” is making me giggle.)
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
@Miss Britt, It makes me giggle too! That’s why I have to say it here in a very passive aggressive way.
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Hilly Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@Miss Britt Yes, we’re trying to be better people. GET OVER IT!
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“Hey Family Member, I don’t like you because I think you’re a snob and for some reason I let you make me feel like crap every time I’m around you. You are this kind of mom and I am not. Stop pretending you like me. We aren’t friends just because we’re family. Get over it.”
You took the words right out of my mouth!
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Janelle Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
@Shelli, Isn’t family fun? Too bad we are born with some of them and can’t pick them like we can pick our friends.
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Yes. I am totally perfect in every way. Get over it.
Yes. I am kidding. Get over that too.
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Hilly Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
@Dave2, Yes, Ryan Reynolds wants me and not you. Get over it.
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Ooh fun! Hmm. I’ll keep this short and sweet.
Stop driving by my house late at night and stopping in the road just because the lights are out. I don’t want you anymore. **Get over it.**
xoxo
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Oh look. I just got another one!
Yes I was reading this blog and all the comments and burned your french fries. So kids? **Get over it.**
Now I’m done.
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