My Raisins

OK, we’re going to try this again…

Winter Karl - January 2009Last week, my scheduled guest for SecondHand Radio couldn’t make it because her head was about to detach from her neck. So Sheila gracefully stepped up to the plate at the last minute. I astounded her with my tech savvy…so much so that she fell asleep.

Now Shash assures me she’s up to the task, so she’s my guest tonight at 10pm Eastern. We’ll probably talk about the inauguration a little bit, along with the fun Florida weather, maybe last night’s season premiere of “Lost.” Who knows? As always, the topic train on 2HR is fast and furious.

Showtime: 10pm Eastern

Call-In Number: 724-444-7444, Call ID=23738

Link for the show:

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738

Please join us. The chatroom opens 15 minutes before showtime. Everyone is welcome to call in.

Speaking of Florida weather, I’m officially done with the cold, thanks very much. We dropped down into the 20s last night and this has been going on long enough. Freeze warnings 4 nights in a row.

I know, many of you have that shit all the time where you live. But you’re USED to it. This is the land of t-shirts and shorts, dammit! We’re not prepared for this stuff. I’m wearing some of my only sweats right now and had to dig into the closet for a sweater.

Going outside at night to smoke is rendering my balls the size of raisins. I don’t have my electric ball warmers any more. I sold them when I left Dallas.

10 Responses to My Raisins
  1. Sheila (Charm School Reject)
    January 22, 2009 | 3:34 pm

    Gracefully. Hmmmm – another word that has never been used to describe me.

    I did not fall asleep – I was just kinda dazed and forgot to swallow.

    I will do my best to be there this evening so that I can, once again, dazzle all of your fans with my humor, wit and charm. I’m sticking with the chat room though so no worries :)

    Please do me a favor though! DO NOT talk about Michelle Obama and her new status as a fashionista. kthnxbai

    Sheila (Charm School Reject)’s last blog post..Can’t Blog Right Now

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Sheila (Charm School Reject), Well, we’ll have to talk about it at some point. I’ll try to keep fashion out of it, though.

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  2. Sybil Law
    January 22, 2009 | 6:48 pm

    Raisins?! Seriously?!!Not even prunes but raisins?!
    I am going to try and make it tonight. I hope I can!

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Sybil Law, Not even prunes. Prunes are too big.

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  3. Sarah
    January 22, 2009 | 7:59 pm

    I can’t make it tonight. I have too much homework to do so I don’t get behind another week. Yes I am already behind and it’s the second week, I’m pretty much awesome right now.

    Sarah’s last blog post..San Fransisco

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @Sarah, No worries. Get your ass studying!

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  4. DutchBitch
    January 25, 2009 | 4:16 am

    Going outside to SMOKE?!?! WTF? STOP THAT!

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..Miracle

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @DutchBitch, I know!

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  5. noraisins
    January 25, 2009 | 5:04 pm

    I have three things to say to you:

    1. It has been awfully cold here near DC for quite a while, so no sympathy there. I haven’t even seen my shorts since September.

    2. I agree with DutchBitch.

    3. I can sympathize with you on the raisins part – raisins are BAD.

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    Secondhand Karl Reply:

    @noraisins, I have 3 things to say to you.

    1. Screw you! It’s 10:30 at night and only 66 outside! ;)

    2. Yeah, I hear you.

    3. I don’t mind raisins in my cereal bowl. But between my legs, not so much.

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