Did you vote? Go do it now! Or when the polls open.
I’ll recap the big Halloween party tomorrow. I’m waiting for more photos to filter into Flickr. I’m sure you’ve seen lots of them already. It was a magnificent time, even if I did wind up puking. In Avitable’s house. DAMN that Sybil Law and her bartending “skills.”
Funny thing, though. As I was pulling what few photos I took off my memory card, I found lost footage from the final birthday dare. This was going to be an essential part of the video and I could have sworn I got everything off the card the first time. Apparently not.
I’m not going to dub the original song here, but this is a scene I filmed – or Mindy filmed – on her bed. Since I couldn’t find the footage, I used a lot more of the porch footage from outside. It all worked out in the end, but I thought I’d show you this bit. Consider it the “deleted” scene from the pending DVD. OK, there really won’t be a DVD, but you get the idea.
And if for some reason you can’t see the video here, then try this link instead.
Okay, here’s the deal. MY birthday is on December 17. For my birthday I DARE you to please, for the love of all that’s holy, stop showing your balls on teh interwebz. Please. (lol)
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I don’t know … I only saw ONE ball. Two would have blinded me for life. But one only looked like maybe you had a reason for your behavior due to the decreased testosterone levels from being one ball less than a full set.
Two would have been disgusting. One leaves a person wanting more … of what I don’t know, but more.
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Hahahahah!!! I never get tired of that shit!
And I seem to remember drinking the same drink, and yet not puking. Hmmm. I weigh like, 110 lbs. I think you got smoked by a girl!
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And…
there’s Karl’s balls again.
I love the part where you say “I liked it” with your palm by your face. All sneaky and naughty like. Cracked me up!
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Ahhhh Karl I lubs you.
Why, oh why, did you people let me sleep through the good stuff. ::sigh::
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The birthday horse? She is dead. Has been dead for well over a month.
Why must you continue to mount her like she’s a $20 toothless hooker?
My birthday is in February. If I follow your calendar, I should put my Amazon wishlist up this week, talk about it incessantly for the next 16, and two weeks later, put video of my naked danglies on the web with an admission that an 8 year old Cambodian boy that I kidnapped from the mall did my cinematography.
That won’t get me in trouble right? Right?
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I like Jester’s descriptive word … danglies.
I’m going to try and use it in a sentence at least 5 times a day.
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OMG…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My daughter saw a part of this before I could scroll away from the video!!! She’s scarred for life! bwwahahaha!
Thanks, Karl…you have made a lasting impression on the life of my child. Forever.
I just love you! tee-hee!!!
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It’s truly a shame this footage didn’t make it into the finished product, because it is GOLDEN. Yay that it didn’t remain lost!
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Dude. You need a testicle bra.
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You crack me up, but I do need to set the record straight on something. Us girls don’t touch our boobs like that. I mean, I know it’s like the male fantasy and that it’s music video fodder. I’m just sayin’. I still can’t believe you picked my dare. To think, I’m responsible for all this blinding.
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@Black Belt Mama – YOU are responsible for all the testicle flashing??? SHAME!!!
Actually, I thought it was a great dare and hilarious and Karl pulled it off so well. If it had only had a little less testicle in it. LOL
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You know what’s cool about subscribing to comments? Coming back to comment on comments! That said:
@Black Belt Mama, umm, *some* of us girls sure do!
And Karl, you just go right ahead and flash those boys all you want! Whatever gets your groove on. At least they aren’t as hairy as @avitable’s.
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Dude… I didn’t need to see it the first time.
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Oh. Karl. You are just magnificent. My only regret about seeing this video is that you did not wear THAT to the party.
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Lucy – Deal.
Mattie – That’s kind of sick logic. I like it.
Sybil Law – But I got smoked by a smokin’ hot girl.
Pixie – Ah, what might have been.
Sheila – Heh.
Jester – For someone that was begging to see my ass five months ago, you’re putting up a lot of stink.
Ginger – Oh, I forgot. NSFW.
SJ – Yeah, if I had the drive I’d re-do the video. But I don’t.
James – No shit.
Black Belt Mama – You do SO touch your boobs like that! Don’t rain on my parade. And your prize is in the mail.
Lucy – Tell me about it.
SJ – Hey, I know what manscaping means.
Jeff – Heh, sorry about that.
Faiqa – Oh, stop. You’re one of my new crushes. I DID wear the wig to the party, though I trimmed half of it quite a lot. Well, Christine did.
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