Yes! It’s FINALLY here! The final of my annual Birthday Dares. Sorry it took so long. There’s kind of a long’ish story behind this final dare. It went through a number of permutations before I went and filmed it Sunday afternoon. I’ll fill you in on more of it when I do a dare recap in the next couple of days, where I tell you some of the behind the scenes stuff.
In the meantime, just enjoy it. The lighting wasn’t exactly ideal, but I made it work as best I could.
Thanks to my good buddy Melinda for helping out, and Maddie, too.













I thought nothing could top sky diving, I was wrong.
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Kapgar – That’s because it was.
Jeff – Not a prob, dude. Glad I could help.
Little Miss Sunshine – Hope you’re okay.
Winter – Heh, I don’t think anyone was bitching, just lamenting.
Sybil – Thanks.
Foo – Never say never.
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It took me 4 minutes to realize my mouth was hanging open. Whiskey. Foxtrot. Tango.
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oh how i wish you could hear my laughter. i think i hurt my sides and lower back. i am certain the back of my head hurts from throwing it backwards while cackling which resulted in me whacking my head on the wall behind the couch. so worth it.
kawol, you have outdone yourself. this is priceless, my friend! i can’t even imagine how anyone could top this.
way to put that genius iq to work!!
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LOVE.
This *is* what you’re going to wear to the Halloween party, right?
Balls of steel, dude. Balls of steel.
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“I kissed a girl and I liked –”
*sproing* (testicle)
That’s about all I remember.
(And it’s what I can’t get out of my head.)
Hilarious video, Karl. You’re a lunatic!
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Okay, now stop playing games with us and just do the full porn already!!
OMG,Karl! I loved it!!
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Awesome in a weird looking at another man’s wedding tackle kind of way, good on you for having the balls to do that dare
What with your vid and Adam’s nutsack picture the wife has given up leaning over my shoulder and asking what I’m looking at!
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I don’t remember anything after your sac popped out.
SRSLY.
I need a Handi-Wipe for my brain.
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That was awesome. Hope you have a happy birthday!
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I had to do a double take on your under/crotch shot too. You got some balls, dude. Wow. Great job Karl, that was funny, thx for the laugh I needed one tonight.
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Dare to be daring. Great job on the video. That took balls.
Speaking of balls…. That brief shot of your junk at 2:22 can only be erased by some real girl-girl action (via downloaded porn video clips from the web).
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No.Words.None.I.Got.Nothing.WOW.
Ball, man. You gots ‘em!
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Karen – Heh.
Hello – Wish I’d heard the laughs, too.
SJ – I’m thinking about it.
James – Thanks, dude.
Metalmom – There will need to be major money and alcohol involved for full-on porn.
Mik – You’re welcome.
Stephanie – That would be a marvy invention!
Lynda – Thanks.
Patty – Anything for a laugh.
Marty – I’m a little concerned that you took note of the time.
Anissa – Ha!
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This was so not expected when I (finally) watched this video.
It’s not often I see balls on a Wednesday. Or laugh that hard.
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You never cease to amaze me with what you’re willing to do. Fantastic! (I’m kind of glad work blocks YouTube because there is no way I would have made it through watching that quietly in my cubical…)
Happy belated birthday…
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Sarah – Glad you approve.
Suze – Yeah, definitely not something you should watch at work.
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Oh lawrd help us! LOL
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@cheesy, I take it you approve?
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Holy crap, Karl! You are one ballsy dude.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@*pixie*, Indeed!
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Found you from Backpacking Dad’s Tweet. OMG.
I totally saw your balls! I can’t stop laughing!
Danielle-Lee’s last blog post..The post with pictures that will bore you
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@Danielle-Lee, Heh, thanks for coming by. Glad you liked my balls.
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Omg. I finally saw your balls. My life is complete. As for the video… Just wow. This was priceless. lol. Can’t wait for this year’s vids. Maybe we can get more ball shots. Hmm.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Wendy, Heh. I can’t wait, either.
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I just saw this video with an employee of mine. We are kind of NSFW at work. Luckily, I’m the first officer of this little ship we like to call a business and we thought it was hysterical.
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Secondhand Karl Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Courtney, Glad you liked it. Then you should go to http://secondhandkarl.com/ and see all the REST of the Birthday Dare videos. MOST IMPORTANTLY, however, you should SUBMIT DARES TO ME BECAUSE THIS YEAR’S BIRTHDAY DARES HAPPEN NEXT MONTH!
And spread the word.
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Knew you had balls based upon the shirts at BlogHer and the karaoke, but I had no idea I would see them.
This is a pivotal moment in blog history. Glad Redneckmommy posted the link in her guest post. How much liquid courage did it take?
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I blindly stumbled over here from Attack of the Redneck Mommy. Now I actully wish I was blind.
What has been seen can never be unseen.
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Colleen from Mommy Always Wins sent me over. I’m not sure she and I can be friends anymore.
However, my husband now wants to be BFFs with you.
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