Birthday Dare 5: Kissed
By Secondhand Karl on September 29th, 2008
Yes! It’s FINALLY here! The final of my annual Birthday Dares. Sorry it took so long. There’s kind of a long’ish story behind this final dare. It went through a number of permutations before I went and filmed it Sunday afternoon. I’ll fill you in on more of it when I do a dare recap in the next couple of days, where I tell you some of the behind the scenes stuff.
In the meantime, just enjoy it. The lighting wasn’t exactly ideal, but I made it work as best I could.
Thanks to my good buddy Melinda for helping out, and Maddie, too.
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Where those your balls?
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Amanda – I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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So worth the wait! I love the way you are willing to put yourself out there.
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I hope you realize you didn’t cure my insomnia, but rather, I might have nightmares about giant balls and blue eyeshadow. ;D
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Holy rusted nutsacks. That was awesome. I hope your neighbors got a gander.
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Words fail to describe my reaction to this. Awesome.
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The site of your balls have scarred me for life, I’m switching back to chicks now. Thanks Karl!
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Ha! That was a lot of work, too. Fun, very cool!
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That was awesome. and I now have to go burn my corneas.
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Ouch!
The fabric stretched over your balls. Now THAT’s gotta hurt … having the crotch of those panties cut into your manhood like a knife. You’ll do just about anything for your “art.”
Issues, son. You’ve got issues. You’re way too comfortable as a girl.
And I’m sorry to say this, you made one butt ugly girl.
Finally, and it must be said, the older you get, the more perverse you get.
Gotta love it.
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Not only is your friend Melinda hot, but she’s an impressive actress to be able to do that so seriously without cracking up every time your nutsack kept peeking out.
That was absolutely hilarious.
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I am scarred. Deeply scarred.
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OMFG!!!
Been reading your blog for months now and HAD to comment this time!
I wasn’t all the way awake when I started watching that but I am NOW! Hilarious! Perfect topper for the dares!
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OK, if Blogher got pissed about Avi’s guest post…..what the fuck are they going to say about THIS??????
Abso-fuckin’-lutely hilarious!!
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Oh. My. God.
Brilliant. Fucking BRILLIANT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Thanks for making me throw up in my mouth first thing Monday morning.
Other than that tiny inconvenience… hilarious!!!
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MY EYES! MY EYES!!!! That’s not a camel toe… it’s more like and elephant toe!
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Dude, that was brilliant…but the sight of your ballsack has left permanent scarring on my retinas. A little warning, man!
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You are one fearless man-girl. Now I have to go wash out my eyes with soap.
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I’ll never be able to eat cocoa puffs again.
Oh. My.
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Melanie – Literally.
Kris – You’re welcome.
Whit – Ha, Melinda’s neighbors may have gotten a gander. I’m smart enough not to film something like that at my house.
New Age Bitch – Heh, thanks.
Chris – Any time!
Catherine – It WAS a lot of work.
Rachel – Bleaching works best.
Mattie – Yeah, it wasn’t the most comfortable outfit I’ve ever worn.
Avitable – She rocks. I don’t know how she kept a straight face.
Dan – I’m not liable for the therapy bills.
Cathy – FINALLY! I was wondering what it would take to get you to comment!
Blondefabulous – I don’t think this will be a problem. We’ll see.
Miss Britt – Still want to dye my balls?
NYCWD – Heh, um, you’re welcome?
Dave2 – Why, thank you, sir!
Tracy – Oh, sorry. NSFW. How’s that?
Five Husbands – Ha.
Peggy – Shame, really. Cocoa Puffs rock.
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WOW
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ROFLMAO Karl!! You never cease to amaze me!!
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Holy blue balls Batman!
This had to be the best damn thing to wake up and watch first thing in the morning.
Nothing like a bad wig, a pretty crossdresser and some internet porn to kick the week off.
You will forever be the king of bloggers for me now.
Brilliant. Scary but fucking brilliant.
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OMG, dude, this was totally worth the wait. You ROCK!!!!! I’m going to be singing that song (and giggling) all day now.
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You definitely saved the best for last. I’m sitting here laughing my ass off.
I gotta say though… those fishnets are HOT!
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Oh my….. now that I’m completely over the trauma of seeing your naughty bits….
Melinda is so adorable…… she reminds me of the foreign (french?) chick from Pulp Fiction talking about growing a sexy pot belly. I think Melinda is what she had in mind. You both did great job. Bravo.
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So I click on the video while the contractors are walking around behind me working on my Mom’s house. Kind of a bad idea. But oh my Karl! And here I was thinking you were going to pick the Cold Play ballet.
Thanks for picking my dare. That rocked.
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I probably shouldn’t have watched this while I was at the library, but at least I had the smart sense to make sure my laptop screen wasn’t in in anyone’s line of site. Brilliant! I loved it!!
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Thanks for the tip! Think it worked.
By the way, Happy belated Birthday…I’m still cleaning the coffee I spewed all over the monitor this morn watching that video!!!
Hmmm maybe not I tried it but once i choose an image, it doesn’t give me the ok…oh well I’ll figure it out I’m sure.
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That was well worth the wait Karl! You rock it was absolutely awesome! Thanks for the giggles on an otherwise dreary Monday morning!
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Ok..I just have to know….what size of bra did you wear?….
Because, clearly the panties were way too small….
and also..Did it EXCITE you?..It’s ok..you can tell me..no one is listening….
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OMG! Omg! omg.
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Wow…you got balls…really large uncomfortable balls…
I was dreading/morbidly curious if something else would pop out with all that female contact going on, haha.
Good job though. Made my morning!
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karl~~~that was priceless
you looked perfect
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um, did i actually just see your bits?!
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Dooooooood. That took balls. hahahaha
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I watched the video, I read the comments.
“I’m smart enough not to film something like that at my house.”
You mean that you had you balls on someone else’s couch?
AWESOME.
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*speechless*
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Holy shit, dude.
These birthday dares have put you into a whole new category in my mind. A category ALL BY YOURSELF.
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Err…
Um….
*Blank Stare*
so…
*crickets*
Yeah… yah… I think you broke You Tube all together… You must’ve…
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For the record, the song and video dare was me, but I made no conditions regarding wardrobe.
None
whatsoever
at all
nada.
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That was definitely worth the wait, hilarious.
Although, honestly, now I’ve seen too much of you. I would have preferred a heads up that I was going to see your naughty bits. Silly me for not anticipating.
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OMFG HORRIFYING. I loved it! heee!
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Karen – Exactly.
Lisa – Sometimes I surprise even myself.
Redneck Mommy – King of Bloggers? Me? Ha.
Evil Genius – Glad I could plant that earworm, I guess.
Laci – I did feel pretty sexy in the fishnets.
Michelle – Thanks. Love that Melinda.
BBM – Heh, should have let the contractors watch.
Dutchiestyle – Wow, I was seen in a public library? Awesome.
Cathy – Glad I could help, and get you to comment.
Heaven’s Devil – You’re welcome.
Wendy – I have no idea what size bra it was. It belongs to Melinda. It was tight as hell, I can tell you.
John – Just call me Karl, please. God makes me uncomfortable.
Alex – My balls will never be the same.
Charlene – You have an odd sense of perfection.
Crys – Of course not. Those were special effects.
Jay – Heh.
Mike – Of course! Totally someone else’s couch.
Hilly – I love the rare occasions that I can render you speechless. Kind of makes my day.
Sarah – As it should be.
DutchBitch – You’re totally turned on right now, aren’t you?
BBM – Well, I took it to a whole other level.
Poppy – That would have taken the fun out of it.
Kentucky Girl – Ha!
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Everything about this video felt so wrong… SOOOOOOO wrong.
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Thanks Karl. I now have a new benchmark for “most disturbing.”
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THANK YOU! I had a hideous kitchen accident today and you made me stop crying! You are THE BEST!!
The fishnets were the best part.
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SHUT.UP.PEOPLE! You all saw his JUNK before… in the post about Vulva! Sheesh! Grow up.
(Nice vid, Karl. You got some moves when you put on the fishnets. RAWR.)
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That took balls. Serious, serious balls. I know now, that you have them. I saw them.
“I saw your balls – I liked it!”
Hahahaha
Oh thank you, Karl. You da man. Woman. Whatever.
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I thought nothing could top sky diving, I was wrong.
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Kapgar – That’s because it was.
Jeff – Not a prob, dude. Glad I could help.
Little Miss Sunshine – Hope you’re okay.
Winter – Heh, I don’t think anyone was bitching, just lamenting.
Sybil – Thanks.
Foo – Never say never.
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It took me 4 minutes to realize my mouth was hanging open. Whiskey. Foxtrot. Tango.
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oh how i wish you could hear my laughter. i think i hurt my sides and lower back. i am certain the back of my head hurts from throwing it backwards while cackling which resulted in me whacking my head on the wall behind the couch. so worth it.
kawol, you have outdone yourself. this is priceless, my friend! i can’t even imagine how anyone could top this.
way to put that genius iq to work!!
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LOVE.
This *is* what you’re going to wear to the Halloween party, right?
Balls of steel, dude. Balls of steel.
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“I kissed a girl and I liked –”
*sproing* (testicle)
That’s about all I remember.
(And it’s what I can’t get out of my head.)
Hilarious video, Karl. You’re a lunatic!
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Okay, now stop playing games with us and just do the full porn already!!
OMG,Karl! I loved it!!
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Awesome in a weird looking at another man’s wedding tackle kind of way, good on you for having the balls to do that dare
What with your vid and Adam’s nutsack picture the wife has given up leaning over my shoulder and asking what I’m looking at!
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I don’t remember anything after your sac popped out.
SRSLY.
I need a Handi-Wipe for my brain.
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That was awesome. Hope you have a happy birthday!
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I had to do a double take on your under/crotch shot too. You got some balls, dude. Wow. Great job Karl, that was funny, thx for the laugh I needed one tonight.
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Dare to be daring. Great job on the video. That took balls.
Speaking of balls…. That brief shot of your junk at 2:22 can only be erased by some real girl-girl action (via downloaded porn video clips from the web).
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No.Words.None.I.Got.Nothing.WOW.
Ball, man. You gots ‘em!
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Karen – Heh.
Hello – Wish I’d heard the laughs, too.
SJ – I’m thinking about it.
James – Thanks, dude.
Metalmom – There will need to be major money and alcohol involved for full-on porn.
Mik – You’re welcome.
Stephanie – That would be a marvy invention!
Lynda – Thanks.
Patty – Anything for a laugh.
Marty – I’m a little concerned that you took note of the time.
Anissa – Ha!
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This was so not expected when I (finally) watched this video.
It’s not often I see balls on a Wednesday. Or laugh that hard.
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You never cease to amaze me with what you’re willing to do. Fantastic! (I’m kind of glad work blocks YouTube because there is no way I would have made it through watching that quietly in my cubical…)
Happy belated birthday…
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Sarah – Glad you approve.
Suze – Yeah, definitely not something you should watch at work.
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Oh lawrd help us! LOL
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January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@cheesy, I take it you approve?
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Holy crap, Karl! You are one ballsy dude.
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January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@*pixie*, Indeed!
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Found you from Backpacking Dad’s Tweet. OMG.
I totally saw your balls! I can’t stop laughing!
Danielle-Lee’s last blog post..The post with pictures that will bore you
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January 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@Danielle-Lee, Heh, thanks for coming by. Glad you liked my balls.
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Omg. I finally saw your balls. My life is complete. As for the video… Just wow. This was priceless. lol. Can’t wait for this year’s vids. Maybe we can get more ball shots. Hmm.
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August 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Wendy, Heh. I can’t wait, either.
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I just saw this video with an employee of mine. We are kind of NSFW at work. Luckily, I’m the first officer of this little ship we like to call a business and we thought it was hysterical.
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August 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Courtney, Glad you liked it. Then you should go to http://secondhandkarl.com/ and see all the REST of the Birthday Dare videos. MOST IMPORTANTLY, however, you should SUBMIT DARES TO ME BECAUSE THIS YEAR’S BIRTHDAY DARES HAPPEN NEXT MONTH!
And spread the word.
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Knew you had balls based upon the shirts at BlogHer and the karaoke, but I had no idea I would see them.
This is a pivotal moment in blog history. Glad Redneckmommy posted the link in her guest post. How much liquid courage did it take?
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I blindly stumbled over here from Attack of the Redneck Mommy. Now I actully wish I was blind.
What has been seen can never be unseen.
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Colleen from Mommy Always Wins sent me over. I’m not sure she and I can be friends anymore.
However, my husband now wants to be BFFs with you.
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