Birthday Dare 4: The Pain

By Secondhand Karl on September 21st, 2008

Here’s Dare #4. Enjoy.


35 Responses to “Birthday Dare 4: The Pain”

  1. Mattie on September 21, 2008 5:17 am

    1. Adam and Jared were enjoying this WAY too much.

    2. You scream like a girl.

    3. At times, I thought Britt was going to barf.

    4. Seriously, dude, what WERE you thinking???

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  2. Greeneyezz on September 21, 2008 8:05 am

    I echo Mattie’s response: “Seriously, dude, what WERE you thinking”???

    Thankfully you do *not* have a serious problem with this, like this guy:
    http://89.img.v4.skyrock.com/894/mistermoustache/pics/650595746.jpg

    Eww.

    ~ZZ

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  3. Secondhand Karl on September 21, 2008 8:16 am

    Mattie – You assume there was thinking involved.

    Eyezz – Well, that’s just gross.

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  4. Blondefabulous on September 21, 2008 9:09 am

    OMG dude! Do you realize how much that is going to itch when it starts growing back? In Florida’s sweltering humidity? Holy irritated butt cracks, Batman!

    Still, once again, I almost hit my laptop screen with my morning tea spew watching that! I must learn not to drink anything while watching your dares!

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  5. heavensdevil99 on September 21, 2008 9:47 am

    Okay….OW! Don’t know what else to say.

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  6. Avitable on September 21, 2008 9:53 am

    That video was almost funnier than being there in person. Almost.

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  7. amanda on September 21, 2008 9:55 am

    Oh lord. You’re not supposed to wax twice over the same spot like that, it tears your skin off. No wonder it hurt so bad

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  8. Kris on September 21, 2008 10:47 am

    Two words for you Karl… Cornstartch powder.

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  9. SciFi Dad on September 21, 2008 10:53 am

    “Daddy? What was that?”

    “Huh? What?”

    “What was that screaming?”

    “It was a man, honey.”

    “What man?”

    “Karl.”

    “Why was he screaming?”

    “Uh, because something hurt him.”

    “Oh, tell him I hope he feels better.”

    “OK.”

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  10. Penelope on September 21, 2008 10:54 am

    Oh my God I do feel your pain but that was one of the funniest videos I have seen in ages!! I’m crying here!
    You’re a brave man Karl-with-a-K :o )

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  11. Miss Britt on September 21, 2008 11:17 am

    I am grossed out all over again watching this.

    I am haunted by the hair matting. blech blech blech

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  12. Stephanie on September 21, 2008 11:34 am

    Oh God. I am so sorry. Again.

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  13. Stephanie on September 21, 2008 11:38 am

    okay, not really. Important notes: When Britt was gagging, I was too…I had to look away when Adam showed that particularly hairy patch on the tape. SEE!!! I told you people that you need TEQUILA when you do this. Didn’t you read this?
    http://shoewhorewhocooks.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/feminine-hygiene-or-how-to-disfigure-yourself-in-20-steps/
    Srsly? You keep picking me ’cause you are crushin’ on me, dude. It’s inevitable. I am charming, yo.

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  14. hello haha narf on September 21, 2008 12:01 pm

    oh my fuck, i laughed so hard at this. all the screaming and britt laughter had both dogs turning their heads sideways and pressing their noses up against the lappytop monitor. the nose prints were worth it coz they started barking along with your screams. too funny.

    only one thing would have made this a better video…having you facing the camera for the first strip. your facial expressions must have been priceless!

    love that you gift us with these videos for your birthday.

    xoxo

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  15. martymankins on September 21, 2008 12:10 pm

    This the dare video I laughed the hardest in. Too much fun. I loved the comments from Britt and Adam.

    Of course, Adam being the motherfucker he is for pulling before getting to 3…

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  16. metalmom on September 21, 2008 12:47 pm

    Too bad I am married because I SO want you now.
    Any man who can deal with that much pain, can take all I have to dish out!

    Thanks for the laughs!!

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  17. Hilly on September 21, 2008 12:48 pm

    Am I the only one noticing a “Karl is half nude” theme in all of these videos?

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  18. Mike on September 21, 2008 1:14 pm

    LOL!

    That was really funny. ;-)

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  19. Nat on September 21, 2008 1:54 pm

    Why was there no alcohol involved? LOL.

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  20. Poppy on September 21, 2008 3:54 pm

    I alllllllmost threw up in my mouth during the first rip. EWWWWWW.

    blurg.

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  21. Little Miss Sunshine State on September 21, 2008 4:00 pm

    Dude! I only wanted you to do water ballet in Adams pool! It would have been totally painless.

    Dear God, I underestimated your masochistic streak!

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  22. Secondhand Karl on September 21, 2008 5:45 pm

    Blondefabulous – Yeah, it’s gonna be a bitch.

    Heaven’s Devil – Oh man, that was pain.

    Avitable – Heh.

    Amanda – Where were YOU to guide these people?

    Kris – Yeah, I need something, that’s for sure.

    Scifi Dad – Thank your little one for me. And why did your child hear that? There were a lot of swear words.

    Penelope – Thank God it got some laughs, at least.

    Britt – Oh, you loved every moment.

    Stephanie – As well you should be. And there was beer involved, though not enough.

    Hello – Well, I obviously wasn’t in control of the camera.

    Martymankins – I’m scrambling for the last dare. The other one fell out.

    Metalmom – We’d make a faboo couple.

    Hilly – Nope, you’re not the only one.

    Mike – Thanks.

    Nat – There WAS! Didn’t you see me grab the beer?

    Poppy – What I do for my readers.

    Little Miss Sunshine – I so should have done the pool thing.

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  23. Rachel/Libragirl on September 21, 2008 10:11 pm

    I just went to watch it and it’s no longer available.
    Now I feel cheated

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  24. Patty on September 21, 2008 11:34 pm

    Looked painful! Brave man, Karl. I’ve never actually waxed anything on my bod….too chicken…shaving is so much easier. ha.

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  25. Mik on September 21, 2008 11:55 pm

    Note to self: NEVER wax my back or any other frickin’ area! OUCH!

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  26. Rachel/Libragirl on September 22, 2008 5:34 am

    That was one of the funniest things ever.
    and why I hate waxing
    being beautiful is hard.

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  27. SciFi Dad on September 22, 2008 7:37 am

    Karl – For the record, she heard the first scream and as soon as you said shit (which wasn’t that audible) I turned off the sound, so she didn’t hear any bad words. She just felt sorry for you because of your girly screaming.

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  28. ali on September 22, 2008 10:45 pm

    this is, by far, the best thing i’ve ever seen. i will be laughing for days.
    100% better than the waxing scene in 40-yeaer-old virgin…although i was fully expecting you to have a good “gaaaaah! Kelly Clarkson” Steve Carell-like scream.

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  29. Winter on September 22, 2008 11:46 pm

    Awwww. You made wuffling noises. I felt bad for you! Okay, I still laughed when Adam pulled before 3… which I totally knew he would do.

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  30. Amber on September 26, 2008 1:33 am

    Oh goodness, Karl!

    My sides are aching from laughing so hard.

    I mean, I’m sorry it hurt… but… that’s some funny shit!

    (By the way, I think it’s HILARIOUS Adam knew more about the waxing process than Britt. And, I hope Britt washed her hands directly after that. No offense! LoL).

    That was seriously great, though. Thanks for sharing! And… Dare #5 is going to have to be pretty freakin’ awesome to top that one! Haha — best of luck, friend!

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  31. Sassy on September 27, 2008 1:05 am

    Way better entertainment than the 90 minute movie I suffered through last night. Next time though (assuming there’s going to be another waxing at some point), get super drunk and you won’t feel a thing. ;)

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  32. Secondhand Karl on September 27, 2008 10:19 am

    Patty – well, I’ll certainly never wax anything again.

    Mik – great advice.

    Rachel – Glad I could provide some laughs.

    SciFi Dad – Well, that’s good. I couldn’t control my language on that one if I’d wanted to.

    Ali – I thought about it, but nothing came out but “AH! SHIT!”

    Winter – Adam sucks.

    Amber – It is pretty funny. Hoping the fifth one is better.

    Sassy – Yeah, I really needed to be drunk.

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  33. Melinda on September 27, 2008 12:52 pm

    Karl,my friend…I’ve just finished watching all the dare videos. I feel so honored to be a part of #5! Hey, shake your ass over here and fix my widget issue…like, maybe Sunday?

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  34. Secondhand Karl on September 28, 2008 11:52 am

    Melinda – Heh, it’s gonna be a blast. We’ll work on the widget issue, too.

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  35. Karen Sugarpants on September 30, 2008 1:19 am

    Obviously I’m catching up backwards but dude, I was on dial up…

    Holy fuck I was gagging for Britt and laughing at Adam.

    p.s. I got a fucking Brazilian 2 weeks ago (blogged it – pw is beaver) and for the record, YOU ARE A PUSSY. Ha ha ha

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