Birthday Dare 3: Locks

Wow, three posts in a row. This is a recent record. You’l never believe what I’m doing today. Go ahead, guess.

Really. Guess.

I’m going to a Barack Obama rally. Yes, instead of cruising back to Sebring where I’m all comfy in my little cave, I’m driving up to Jacksonville in the morning with Britt and Adam to a rally for Obama. Britt is still convinced she can convert me in the last weeks before the election.

Like I’m the one that’ll make the difference. Really? Me? I’m sure Barack couldn’t give a shit less about me. Course, I don’t think John does, either, but then…they’re politicians. They don’t really care about little asshats like myself.

Still, it might make for interesting blog fodder and that’s why I’m going. Tell you what, if Barack Obama says that he loves SecondHand Tryptophan, I’ll vote for his ass. Probably.

In the meantime, enjoy Dare #3 of my Birthday Dare Spectacular.

30 Responses to Birthday Dare 3: Locks
  1. amanda
    September 20, 2008 | 12:13 am

    Good luck- I went to an Obama rally (where he officially announced Biden as his running mate) and there were a million people there, and we had to park forever away. But I’m sure yours will go much better.

    And it does look pretty orange- but nice.

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  2. Sassy
    September 20, 2008 | 12:26 am

    Hey, welcome to the redhead (orange-ish) club! Red is hot. Trust me, I know. Ha.

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  3. Hilly
    September 20, 2008 | 12:28 am

    I love Britt! I know, not the expected reaction but really, she is so cute!

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  4. hello haha narf
    September 20, 2008 | 12:45 am

    oh how fucking fun. wish i would have been apart of this insanity (and i so would have dyed your eyebrows…i dye mine!).
    love you, kawol. these birthday adventures are a riot.

    note to britt: please send karl holding his boobie photos to me for my next half nekkid thursday post! hehe.

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  5. Stephanie
    September 20, 2008 | 1:15 am

    Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

    How hawt are you? And I want a totally boobie pic, too, Britt. Please forward.

    Holy shit…did you really just turn into a redhead? Next time, maybe take someone with girly bits to the store with you to buy a HIGHLIGHT kit.

    Oh, and….the leprechaun bit? Priceless. “You know, like a real leprechaun…not the ones you see on t.v.”

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  6. Stephanie
    September 20, 2008 | 1:15 am

    Okay, maybe I should clarify…I want the boobie pic of Karl….not Britt.

    I already have those. Adam sent them.

    Wait.

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  7. Secondhand Karl
    September 20, 2008 | 1:17 am

    Amanda – If I drive for two freaking hours and then can’t get in? I will denounce Obama forever.

    Sassy – If I could only have one-tenth of your looks. Dayum.

    Hilly – I do know how to glom onto great guest stars, don’t I? :)

    Hello – My favorite part about being here? Hanging with my girlfriend. She’s a little young but my heart skips a beat every time she says “Kawol.”

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  8. Whit
    September 20, 2008 | 3:39 am

    At your age you should consider yourself lucky that you have hair to color.

    Good for you going to the Obama rally- even if you don’t see the light at least you’re being open-minded about the whole process.

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  9. Winter
    September 20, 2008 | 4:30 am

    1. I laughed myself silly when Britt said you looked like a fucking leprechaun.

    2. Britt’s wrong. You look like fucking Archie. Now all you need is Jughead!

    Great dare, Karl! Woo hooo!

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  10. Secondhand Karl
    September 20, 2008 | 7:39 am

    Whit – I don’t think I’ll ever have a hair problem. And yeah, I’m totally open minded about most stuff. Looking forward to the rally.

    Winter – Heh, Britt cracks me up constantly.

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  11. Avitable
    September 20, 2008 | 7:59 am

    I think she should have done your eyebrows while she was at it.

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  12. Miss Britt
    September 20, 2008 | 9:10 am

    Can I send you a paypal link to put up here for the nipple pictures?

    What about the ones of you masturbating?

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  13. hello haha narf
    September 20, 2008 | 9:25 am

    kawol, please squeeze emma a bit from me and tell her that becktee from pittpurt looks forward to seeing her in a month.

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  14. Blondefabulous
    September 20, 2008 | 9:41 am

    Ha ha ha…..now your color matches mine, but I paid to have mine professionally done!

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  15. Tracy
    September 20, 2008 | 10:53 am

    I like the new color! It’s SASSY.

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  16. Lisa
    September 20, 2008 | 12:01 pm

    See, I wanted you to totally bleach your hair and then put on a bright red dye…THAT would have been awesome but this auburn color will do. You are totally nuts for doing these anyway.

    You have to have your arm twisted to go to an Obama rally? I certainly hope it helps!

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  17. *pixie*
    September 20, 2008 | 12:30 pm

    You look so young and adorable! Is it wrong that I want to rub your belly for luck? That’s what you do with leprechauns right?

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  18. SJ
    September 20, 2008 | 1:01 pm

    Holy shit, you mean I’m NOT the only person in the blogosphere who’s not in love with Obama? I’m not a McCain fan either, though.

    I’m thinking you’d look really good with ACTUALLY BLONDE hair. But the good thing about the orange is you’ve totally got the jump on October!!!

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  19. Little Miss Sunshine State
    September 20, 2008 | 1:24 pm

    Dear LepreKaun with a K
    You are such a good sport, you deserve a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

    BRITT ROCKS!

    Say hi to Obama for me.

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  20. Black Belt Mama
    September 20, 2008 | 2:38 pm

    Karl!

    Don’t let them bring you to the dark side! I will totally kick your ass if you convert!

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  21. Patty
    September 20, 2008 | 3:06 pm

    I tried to color my hair on my own long ago and instead of the dark blonde/lt brown it turned out strawberry/red colored! Way to go on all your bday dares.

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  22. Kris
    September 20, 2008 | 4:56 pm

    LOL! No matter what color I *tried* to dye my hair – brown, blonde – it would come out red.

    You’ve got to have a redhead in the family somewhere, my friend. Red undertones are the only thing that could do that.

    If you want it to turn green, go swimming in a chlorinated pool. *snerk*

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  23. Greeneyezz
    September 21, 2008 | 12:23 am

    HA!

    I like it! Good for you Karl!

    And a Very Happy Birthday to you too! :)

    ~ZZ

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  24. Sarah
    September 21, 2008 | 1:11 am

    I love Miss Britt she’s so cute and bouncy.

    You are very orange-y. And someone needs to send Hello those pictures for some HNT action (which I have been sadly neglecting as of late).

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  25. Secondhand Karl
    September 21, 2008 | 8:16 am

    Avitable – Shut it.

    Miss Britt – The nipple pictures are worth more than the masturbation pics. Who hasn’t seen me masturbate?

    Hello – Will do.

    Blondefabulous – Why pay when you can get Britt to do it for you?

    Tracy – It’s something.

    Lisa – Heh, there wasn’t TOO much arm twisting.

    Pixie – Well, there’s also the sex, but yeah.

    SJ – Again, I have my finger on the fashion pulse.

    Little Miss Sunshine – Britt does rock. And I said hello to Obama for you. Not sure that he heard, though.

    BBM – No conversion as of yet. :)

    Patty – Yeah, mine definitely didn’t turn out blonde.

    Kris – No swimming for me, then.

    Eyezz – Thanks!

    Sarah – You can just send me your HNT photos. I think that’s what all the pretty ladies are doing these days. Or they should be.

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  26. heavensdevil99
    September 21, 2008 | 9:54 am

    wow it lightened up quick.

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  27. Secondhand Karl
    September 21, 2008 | 5:35 pm

    Heaven’s Devil – It really did.

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  28. Bucky
    September 22, 2008 | 8:08 am

    You have the same hair color as me now. Only mine is natural. And yes, I can prove it.

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